Chapter 27

TOASTING THE STEWARD

SO IT was that the days and leagues alike went by the way, and although there were many incidents, none went so badly as to be included in this history, except to record that Morgana remained both Scylla and Charybdis, and I the most inept Odysseus imaginable.*

After another week or so, we were less than three day’s journey from Liverpool, Lily’s place of birth. There she had an ex-suitor in the fishing trade; his boat could take us across the Irish Sea to Cork, where there was an independent Faerie council to which Morgana could address her plight. The Faeries, one and all, spent their entire waking hours dreading that sea passage.

Even as Morgana let fall her cool Faerie nobility and became increasingly human in her behavior—picking up a wealth of insights from her fortune-telling, besides the feminine mannerisms she learned from Lily—she also became more commanding. One night, she and Willum went out into the darkness and did not return until dawn. I doubt Lily slept for worry. I know I did not. But when they returned with the pink of dawn, she wore a garland of flowers woven about her brow, and the jaguundi was not the travel-stained homespun of her disguise, but white and silken, shimmering in the pale light. Her true features, not the subtle living mask, were upon her face.

“There has been a council,” said she. “I am Steward now, caretaker to the Faerie people in this region. It is a lesser role than king, but these folk believe the King has gone mad. So I am now the highest authority here.”

“Congratulations,” I said, for I knew not the correct thing to say.

Willum told me that our traveling subterfuge was working very well—the Faerie people thereabouts knew not how their princess traveled. But they did know she was abroad in the land, against King Elgeron’s wishes, that the planned marriage was in disarray, and that she would defy her father to the end. There was a tremendous uproar among the magical folk, but to the humans in our party it seemed nothing at all was happening. We saw only pleasant summer days and heard no more than birds and insects.

When the sun had set on that same day, I was composing myself for sleep on the seat of the wagon when Willum appeared at my elbow and tugged on my sleeve.

“You awake?” he inquired. I assured him I was.

“Thing is, me and some lads, we’re celebrating Morgana’s stewardship. And they don’t believe I’m mates with a manling. So I was wondering if you might like to come along. There will be refreshments.” Such yearning was in his voice that I could not refuse.

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It seemed as if I walked for miles in the dark, with Willum fluttering from branch to twig and twig to stone, telling me which way to go. He was keenly excited, I think. We were in a wood of very old trees. At length we came to an open space among them in which stood a “Faerie ring,” a rough circle of toadstools. I didn’t see any evidence of an entertainment going on. It was perfectly still, except for the distant cry of a fox.

“Right. This is him,” Willum said.

Of a sudden, there were lights all around me. Some were feyín bottoms, but most were flowers that had been enchanted to glow like candles, so that they cast their color over the scene. The ring of toadstools was populated with a dozen little winged people—pixies among them—all regarding me with wide eyes. Gruntle stood at the fore, flexing his mended wing.

“Look what the cat drug in!” he shouted. “Old Leather-End!*”

“The Eldritch Law—” one of the others said.

“Not tonight, Bunkle,” said another. “Tonight we’re rebels.”

“Greetings,” said I. “I am Kit. Thank you for the invitation.”

It took a while for them to grow accustomed to a human being in their midst, with rather a lot of ruckinses if I moved too suddenly, but eventually they wee behaving as I suppose the feyín do—at parties, in any case. These wee country folk had simple fare laid out on leaves, and ample drink scooped from a hollowed-out melon. I didn’t partake of the food, which tended toward roasted larvae, but the drink, called glump, was quite pleasant, and there were countless toasts to Morgana’s health. I could have consumed the entire supply of glump in a few swallows, but sipped it as they did, from the caps of acorns.

“Glump’s made from the melon its own self,” said Willum. He’d had so much of the stuff his nose had begun to light up, too. “Caprizel on the inside, leave the outside alone, and a week later it’s melon brandy. Stand back, Granny!”

I paid particular attention to the pixies, which were so elusive but influential in faerie matters. They were various shades of green, and smaller than the feyín, with feathered hummingbird wings; they were clad only in fur loin-clouts, and carried bows and arrows. I saw that they had very sharp teeth and eyes tilted almost upright, like a cat’s.

There were some speeches made toward the middle of the event. They were in the feyín’s own tongue, but I heard Morgana’s name repeated many times, always with great gravity, insofar as those present were capable of it in their melon-fueled condition. These concluded with a song of which her name formed part of the refrain, and some of the little people about me wept to hear it. Then, to lift the mood, there was a backside-lighting contest.

“We’re all takin’ turns seein’ who can wish Princess Morgana the best luck,” Gruntle said, his bottom-light winking slyly. “Mine was rather good—wished her a endless supply of the juiciest beetles with the tenderest shells. She’s Steward now, you know. Got to earn that one, cain’t be a-born to it.”

Although the gathering was a merry one, with many cheerful songs sung and much clapping, I detected fear among these people, and not just fear of me. There were a few posted outside the light, I saw, and they neither ate nor drank, but watched the shadows. And once, when a badger waddled past, all the lights went out and I was alone in the dark, surrounded by toadstools. The wee people didn’t return until the animal was well out of sight.

“Badger,” Willum explained. “Can’t be too careful. They’re moody beasts. Do you know,” he went on, trying to throw his tiny arm around my shoulders, “don’t tell the Princess, but did you see the white in her hair?”

“I did,” said I. “It must have been from the shock of that accursed phantolorum thing.”

“It’s not that at all. Badgers, mate. Like I told you, I used a reverse badger comprimaunt on her hair. Well! It came in with a badger stripe. Don’t mention it to her. Lucky she’s not vain—I think I can sort it out before she discovers it.”

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I awoke the next morn refreshed, my head full of Faerie songs. Willum seemed somewhat ill; I suspect he was overhung from the glump. Gruntle could not rise at all, but remained abed inside a woolen mitten.

The party had revealed to me that there was a busy world of magic beneath our very noses. From some of the conversations among the feyín at the event, I learned that Faerie villages had been raided by pixie bands. The pixies who had attended the party were of a different sort from the ones that swarmed. They were a solitary breed, each keeping to itself much of the time, and were known to play little tricks on manlings to amuse themselves, but also to pay them kindnesses. They were appalled by the behavior of their more collaborative and violent cousins.

The raids, according to pixies, had not the effect the Faerie King desired—instead of frightening his people, it infuriated them. Among those present there had been talk of a general strike. If the wedding went forward, there would scarcely be a flower that bloomed in all England, except by luck—apparently the feyín had considerable influence in that area.