ALL FAKE

It was all lies, I just found out. I learned the truth. It was all fake.

Mad Dog or Mad Dog’s replacement or one of them told me it’s not true that the reason I shouldn’t ever start a war with North Korea is because the CIA had replaced Kim Jong-un with a fake one who secretly works for us. It’s still Kim Jong-un.

Rodrigo told me Dr. Müller isn’t really a leadership adviser and historian—she’s a psychiatrist. Those quizzes she had me take were psychiatric tests.

Tiffany turned twenty-four in October, not twenty-five. The talk I heard around the White House was about the Twenty-Fifth Amendment in the Constitution, where it becomes exactly like Seven Days in May and they get rid of me and Mike Pence becomes president.