The statement below is a parody of the “all persons fictitious” disclaimer, which emerged as the standard please-god-don’t-sue-us boilerplate language after Princess Irina Alexandrovna of Russia successfully took MGM to court for libel over the 1932 movie Rasputin and the Empress.
This book will contain no further educational content.
DISCLAIMER
This story is a work of fiction, which you probably guessed when you picked it out of the fiction section. All characters, locations, and organizations are a product of the author’s imagination, except for the ones that aren’t. Any resemblance to real events is purely coincidental and would honestly be pretty surprising.
The investigative procedures used by the teenage protagonists are not condoned by the author, the Society of Professional Journalists, or any known legal system and should not be attempted by anyone. You will go to jail.