THE SWIMMER WITH THE LONG CIGAR
There was a man who jumped because he felt like it into the sea
off Florida (near Vero Beach) to swim he said to Tanezrouft.
They told him, those who knew, the place he named was far too far
and anyhow far in a continent far from the shore
and never had a drop of water dropped on Tanezrouft,
but “is that so?” said he and jumped into the sea,
guitar slung round his back and puffing at an eight inch long cigar.
Reporters say they saw him Tuesday noon doing the crawl
between Bou Djebeha and Abelbodh, chipper as a trout
for all the sand, “having furthermore acquired
the native patter and a rose-lipped slave to cool him with her fan.”
Well! I too can swim! Teach me the rest, dear man.