Baby

“Do you want a baby?”

“I don’t know, do you?”

“I asked you.”

“I do if you do.”

“No, not yet. I’m not ready for that yet.”

“All right, I’m not either.”

“C’mere.”

“No.”

“C’mon!”

“No!”

“What the hell! One minute you’re asking me if I want a baby and then the next you’re cranky. Don’t be so goddamn cranky.”

“That’s just the way I am. One minute I’m happy, the next I’m not.”