Welfare

“The universe isn’t as mysterious as you think. Hidden laws no one has told you about eventually make themselves known. If, for example, twenty minutes before your second wedding, this one taking place in Oxnard, California, you stand outside the offices of the Justice of Peace and find yourself arguing with your wife-to-be as to whether or not she will be faithful and she says she can’t say, she doesn’t know, no one knows what the future holds, she can’t say yes to something she doesn’t know the answer to, you better conclude the argument with no yes, no marriage. If you don’t, and she doesn’t agree, the marriage then taking place, three years later here are three sentences you will hear: (1) ‘Sex isn’t that important’; (2) ‘It’s just another way of knowing someone’; (3) ‘I don’t know how to tell you this.’”