Justin Bieber’s Hair in a Box

Justin Bieber’s hair is in a box on your dresser, a gift for your niece: Justin Bieber’s hair, in a small clear box, on your dresser, next to your necklaces and your spare change and your hairbrush. Justin Bieber’s hair is glad to be here. Justin Bieber’s hair wants you to open the box and let it out, wants to spend your spare change on gum and candy, wants to try on your necklaces and brush itself. Justin Bieber’s hair can see what you see out your window, sees your vision of the world and likes it. Justin Bieber’s hair sees you there and likes what it sees. Justin Bieber’s hair has a great personality, you would know this if you let it out of the box. Justin Bieber’s hair would do your dishes for you, wouldn’t you like that? Justin Bieber’s hair believes that age is just a number, just like you’re always saying! Justin Bieber’s hair has no stance on abortion. Justin Bieber’s hair is so soft and smells so good, you should really let it out of the box. Justin Bieber’s hair thinks you look so pretty today. Justin Bieber’s hair knows what you want. Justin Bieber’s hair wants to touch you. Justin Bieber’s hair will hold you afterward. Justin Bieber’s hair wants to be whatever you want it to be, if you’d just give it the chance. Justin Bieber’s hair wants nothing more than to love you.