Anon

Subjects in our group chat today: fussy eaters, childminders v nursery, is this too early to think about having another baby, anyone know a good waxer, am I too old for leather trousers, how can my child still not sleep, where’s the best place to order pizza from? I’ve accidentally double-dosed on Calpol HELP.

Subjects Scarlett wants to talk about: her bad day at work.

And there you have it. Scarlett, in a nutshell. Me, me, me.