When Albert finds out
I have a crush on Noah Adams,
he says he is disappointed in me.
“I thought you had better taste,”
he sniffs.
“What’s wrong with Noah Adams?”
“Nothing, he’s perfect, according to Noah Adams.
Just tell me this: How can someone who
loves books
like some dummy who thinks
To Kill a Mockingbird
is about hunting birds?”
“Well, I …
You see, he’s just …
You don’t …”
Hmmm …