All I really wanted

if you really want to know

was a bigger violin.

*

So there was I

I’d painted 24 pictures

but they hadn’t given me a wall.

*

And anyway it’s daft my being an Irishman

not knowing how to fish.

*

I’m late because

the motorway was leaking,

so far you’ve shown

one grassblade of sympathy,

so I’ll tell you what I will do

I won’t shave.

*

I was in the hospital,

I said don’t bring anything,

he brought me gin, daffodils, bananas.

I thought I’d never get out.

One day I’d die there in the rainy city

having written my epitaph

three score and ten

my heart ten cents a dance

among the small intrigues,

amongst the provincial incests.

*

On the sign in the window

at the bus station office

in some northerly town

seen in the news that night

on the TV in our front room

it said

the next mystery tour

will be to Rosedale.