nice place

when you don’t have to be here

takes a window seat

pot of coffee for three

here among the rich invisibles

copyholders of budleigh salterton

so how are the chintzy-schmalzies

middle management mummy

cheltenham the doberman-pinschers

not in front of the cod roe cyril

remember we’re english

hundreds of ways to complain

we repeat ourselves

we repeat ourselves

suffering is so good for one

try the lemon sole darling

off he goes in his porsche