right then lads
back from winter sleep
next question
who bashed the bishop?
how many trees in italy?
does the pope live in a big house?
some of us were wondering
about some of you
midlander irish shiksa
gentile scouse of barbados
welsh geordie bangladeshi
brummie pakistani cockney
fish & chipper cantonese
gaujo jew jock wasichi
o screw the national front
or have I lost it again
my old invisible thread
knocking out the epic sonnets
this is the joined-up writing
an it’s a union job jimmie
30 quid an Ah’ll speke clerely
otherwise I’ll mumble mumble mumble