right then lads

back from winter sleep

next question

who bashed the bishop?

how many trees in italy?

does the pope live in a big house?

some of us were wondering

about some of you

midlander irish shiksa

gentile scouse of barbados

welsh geordie bangladeshi

brummie pakistani cockney

fish & chipper cantonese

gaujo jew jock wasichi

o screw the national front

the little brain cells

winking out all over europe

or have I lost it again

my old invisible thread

knocking out the epic sonnets

this is the joined-up writing

an it’s a union job jimmie

30 quid an Ah’ll speke clerely

otherwise I’ll mumble mumble mumble