Imagine at their dinner if you will

Jack and Mrs Spratt, whose name was Martha,

may she rest in peace and all the saints preserve us.

Née Robinson. Sole relict Jeremiah Bethia Robinson,

a man that was never any fun at breakfast,

a life from start to finish without meat and 2 veg.

You will recall his long face spouting God’s holy word

at every spoonful of his pudding, an upright

exclamation of a man much given to kneeling down.

As was Martha. When Jack took her he would take her

from behind and call it prayer, wondering the while

what’s for supper, wondering if the stars were edible.

He loved her for her bones. He did this or that

and one died then the other and they’re long gone now

to where there’s nothing in the cupboard but the dark.

Theirs was a tale told to cheer the poor

and promote thrift among the lower classes.

Written on their stone They licked the platter clean.