‘Shut up, you stupid children!’ said Mrs Angry Announcements.
Three different people do our school announcements: Mrs Angry Announcements, Miss Happy Announcements and Mr Once-Farted-Really-Loudly-While-Doing-The-Announcements-And-Hasn’t-Done-Them-Since.
‘Gordon Chowdry, come to the principal’s office,’ said Mrs Angry Announcements. ‘You’re in trouble! BIG TROUBLE! Do you want to know why you are in trouble, Gordon? Because you are a plonker!’
Everyone in my class laughed.
‘Stop laughing!’ said Mrs Angry Announcements. ‘You’re all plonkers! Shut up! ALSO, there will be a pest exterminator working around the school today. Don’t get in his way, you plonkers. HURRY UP, GORDON!’
Our classroom door flew open.