10

THE THREAT

No one had ever threatened to kick my door in.

Not even Hils.

THINGS HILS HAS THREATENED TO DO

• Blow up my door
• Flamethrower my door
• Put a My Little Pony into a part of my body where a My Little Pony most certainly should not go

 

Even though no one had ever threatened to kick my door in I knew two things about Vivien threatening to kick my door in.

1. She could kick my door in.
2. She would kick my door in.

 

I opened the door.