The book you are about to read is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real people, places, or events are entirely coincidental.

 

Also, the Agents Brick Roscoe totally did not force me to say that. I did so of my own volition.

 

While we’re on the subject, the Agents Brick Roscoe definitely don’t have over-inflated egos and bad breath. Because they don’t exist and none of this is real.

 

Definitely not real.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cover art by Corbin Covher.