Outfoxed

Red foxes are not allowed

to mate with white foxes

because the offspring

would all be female.

And we can’t have that.

Blue foxes are not allowed

to mate with red foxes

because the offspring

would all be gay.

And we can’t have that.

Brown foxes are not allowed

to mate with any other foxes

because the offspring would all

be, well, brown, in such variety

and number we’d never know

what was what anymore.

And we can’t have that.

What we can have is affordable

fox fur, plentiful fox soup,

invigorating foxhunts

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