it looks like driftwood but, really, it's an apocalypse

Matt Massaia

A single grain a second. This ice cream kind of night, the horizon

the softest flavor I can imagine and explaining to Dylan that beach

glass actually isn't sharp, it's actually incredibly smooth because

this whole place is actually sandpaper without the paper.

The beach glass a jellyfish fragmented, or a cut-away lamp

abandoned on the shore, or maybe given to the drowned to hang

around and listen. Bird track trails for hours, we were following

them and I was looking for a piece of beach glass to show Dylan,

and when I found it and he turned it over in his hand he was surprised

that it was so smooth. This nature filing down the sharp edges

is the easy human thing to say. The beach, the proxy agent of that

old binary nature. A beach that can't catch a virus the way

computers can, but still file down Grandpa's Heineken, and this brown

yellow piece of glass, this honey that I've captured here, that splits

my hand open. Yellowstone could erupt—it's long overdue for busting

loose, but the nuclear winter would create a cloud shield, subverting

our careless carbon suicide-bomb. We'd freeze for seven years, sure.

Most of western North America and its populations would probably

die or else contract pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,

but goodbye global warming, hello wool sweaters if I can find a living

sheep to collect from. This animal that owes me a debt, this thought

that won't be returned to me. I'm terrified of anthropomorphizing

the sheep or the volcano because I wish to not do them violence, but

fuckers I can't trust that you wouldn't treat me by remarking the curls

of my hair are horns, and calling my feet hooves, but who can I be

to say what language you're using. It doesn't matter how a word

like “nature” is defined if that definition has already swallowed

everything, like my mouth on my finger, sucking a sharp spot dry.