The Tale of the Vain Puffin

This puffin used to preen himself,

proud of how he looked,

believing that his profile would one day

decorate the spines of children’s books,

and so, he often fluttered down

near the window of the island school

to hear the children recite verse,

learn ABC and simple rules

of grammar, that one day might help

them read aloud the stories he enjoyed,

like Treasure Island, Jungle Book,

Little Lord Fauntelroy,

until the day when learning puffed him up

to do something even braver, bolder,

when he rested on a seaman’s head

and nestled down upon his shoulder.

‘Captain Flint,’ he sang aloud,

‘Doubloons… Pieces of eight,’

till the sailor caught him by the neck

and he became the very next meal they ate.

And so the moral of this tale;

if you live in dangerous times,

don’t let vanity gush through your head.

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