Ready to discover valuable insights about your personality? Keep track of your ”yes“ answers by simply installing a chalkboard in your room, or you can also use your fingers or a piece of paper. Let’s begin!
1. Are you currently a person?
2. When you walk into a room, do you tend to be there?
3. Does your mind contain thoughts?
4. Have you ever laughed, cried, sung a song, and/or said “hi”?
5. Have you ever responded to another person’s comment or question with a comment or question?
6. Have you ever felt an emotion during an emotional time?
7. Are you the sort of person who tends to laugh at humorous things?
8. Do you prefer some things over other things?
9. Do you ever move your limbs in a way that would suggest you are feeling a feeling?
Count the number of questions to which you answered YES, then simply check below to see if you have a personality:
6–9:
Good news, you have a personality!
3–5:
You have a personality, but are likely the sort of person who, if you were to find yourself at the bottom of a deep pit, would choose to do nothing, except possibly try on a shoe.
0–2:
Keep trying! With a little effort, such as yawning when tired, patting a friendly dog, or greeting a greeting with a greeting, you too may soon acquire a personality.