So long, soda spiller

cat tripper

chip choker

Glad you could make it,

clumsy dancer

nervous laughter

thought it was a costume party

See you next time,

lost every game

wish you never came

The party has ended

The ice cream has melted

The dog has made off with the last Lil’ Smokey

So grab your party horn and your worries

Pick the gummy lizards from your braces

Brush the crumbs from your punch-stained grandma shirt

And go on out there and be the

totally awkward

anxious

odd

normal

lovable

singular

human that you are

Because that party

the real party

the you party

is the only

place to be