Copyright, How to Be a Perfect Christian

HOW TO BE A PERFECT CHRISTIAN

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Ebook ISBN 9780735291539

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Names: Babylon Bee, LLC.

Title: How to be a perfect Christian : your comprehensive guide to flawless spiritual living / the Babylon Bee, LLC.

Description: First edition. | New York : Multnomah, an imprint of the Crown Publishing Group, a division of Penguin Random House LLC, [2018]

Identifiers: LCCN 2017045191| ISBN 9780735291522 (hardcover) | ISBN 9780735291539 (electronic)

Subjects: LCSH: Satire—Religious aspects—Christianity. | Christian life. | Christianity and culture. | Christian life—Humor. | Christianity and culture—Humor.

Classification: LCC BR115.S26 H69 2018 | DDC 277.3/0830207—dc23

LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2017045191

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