To my partners in crime, in order of involvement:
my father and mother;
my mentors Chuck Palahniuk, Mohamed Hashem, Sonallah Ibrahim, Ibrahim Mansour, Badr el Rifa’i, Ibrahim Dawoud, Hamdi Abu Glayyil, Ahmad Khaled Tawfiq, and Bilal Fadl; my friends Muhammad Alaa el Din and Muhammad Fathi; and the ceiling of my room, which contained me when the world moved a few centimeters forward.

Sworn under oath,
Ahmed Alaidy