Through the marvels of modern telecommunications, the newspapers were able to assemble their Thursday morning editions, though newsstand deliveries ran behind schedule. The Times's coverage began with a restrained lead:
Every dog must have his day, and approximately 200 of them hadtheirs yesterday, causing a traffic jam the Police Department calledthe worst in New York's history.
Only deep in the story was Eldon's future speculated about:
While the purpose of the Animal Liberation Army rally was torouse support to force Mayor Eldon Hoagland to resign, it was notclear that this objective was advanced. Most political leaders contacted expressed anger at the ALA's disruptive tactics and offeredvirtually no support for the call for Hoagland's resignation. Manymore refused to comment or made themselves unavailable, including Artemis Payne, the public advocate, who would step into themayor's shoes if he left office.
Governor Randilynn Foote, who witnessed the demonstrationfrom the Governor's Rooms at City Hall, offered only a terse "Nocomment" when she left the building in late afternoon, accompanied by her Labrador, Albert.
The Times also ran an informative sidebar listing previous noteworthy events in City Hall Park, including the first reading of the Declaration of Independence to George Washington and his troops, the antislavery riots, protests by supporters of Sacco and Vanzetti and a more recent police demonstration, which had turned ugly.
The Post-News's coverage was under the headline
WAMBLI REMEMBEREDAND HOW!
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Mayor's Future in Doubt
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Resignation was right up front in The Post-News story:
The entire metropolitan region was thrown into chaos yesterdayas more than 100,000 protestors in downtown Manhattan demanded the resignation of Mayor Eldon Hoagland for his conductin the brutal slaying of the puppy Wambli last August.
The marchers, from an eclectic assortment of animal rights andcivic groups, including the Patrolmen's Benevolent Association andthe Catholic St. Sebastian Society, united in a persistent chorus,which at times verged on the ugly, of "Resign! Resign!" and later aridiculing "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
Led by members of the Animal Liberation Army, many in thecrowd, bringing dogs along to honor the slain Wambli, let them looseon the Brooklyn Bridge as the rally came to an end.The resulting tie-up on the bridge, at the beginning of the rush hour, soon escalated toall the East River approaches to and from Manhattan. Police, driversand spectators agreed that it was the worst tie-up in memory or, asone onlooker put it,"since the invention of the automobile."
The disruptions continued well into the evening and were severeenough that, according to the White House, the president calledMayor Hoagland to offer assistance by federal troops.
It was unclear late last night what effect the rally and the immobilization of the city would have on the future of Mayor Hoagland.Could he ride out the crisis?
Ralph Bernardo, head of the Animal Liberation Army, interviewed on television, expressed satisfaction at the day's unrulyevents and promised that his group would lead a demonstrationevery Wednesday until the mayor resigns.
While politicians were reluctant to speculate on Hoagland's future, the man in the street was not.
"We've got to get back to normalcy," said Ollie Gilpey, 46, anauto parts salesman from Bayside, Queens, "and we can't do it whilethis dog thing hangs over us. Hoagland should get out so we can getback to business."
Mona Finca, 28, an executive assistant in Manhattan, agreed."It's awful about that dog. Hoagland is a creep who has no businessstaying in office after what happened."
The other respondents in the newspaper's cross-section survey agreed, except for one elderly woman who commented noncommittally that the controversy was "the dizziest thing that has happened in New York since the Collyer brothers."
The tabloid's editorial called on Hoagland to quit "in the interest of domestic tranquillity."
. . .
Following Governor Foote's orders, Sheila Baine had gone to the law books first thing in the morning after the rally. Both she and Governor Foote were working at the uptown executive office—it was thought politic to stay away from City Hall for the day.
Baine's research in the City Charter confirmed that the public advocate was first in the line of succession. But she was amazed by something else that she found, both in the charter and the New York State Public Officers Law. She frankly could not believe what she read, so she checked and rechecked her discovery.
Satisfied, she went next door to confer with the governor and Raifeartaigh.
"What's the good word, sister?" the governor asked, feet propped on an open drawer of her desk and sipping a diet soda. Then she took a closer look at her political assistant.
"Are you all right? You look like something the cat dragged in. Or maybe a dog." She guffawed at her own crack as Raifeartaigh winced.
"Yes, yes, I'm okay. But I've found out something you have to know about."
"Spit it out, baby."
"Well, you were right that Artemis Payne would succeed Mayor Hoagland if he left office. He takes over whenever the mayor cannot act. But there is another applicable law that's pretty incredible."
"Like what?"
Baine nervously turned to the law books she had brought with her. "Section nine of the City Charter says, quote, The mayor may be removed from office by the governor upon charges and after service upon him of a copy of the charges and an opportunity to be heard in his defense. Pending the preparation and disposition of charges, the governor may suspend the mayor for a period not exceeding thirty days, close quote."
"Hell and damnation!" the governor yelped.
"Whew!" Raifeartaigh added.
"That's not all, ma'am. Section thirty-three of the State Public Officers Law says that, quote, The chief executive officer of every city—I'm skipping here—may be removed by the governor after giving such officer a copy of the charges against him and an opportunity to be heard in his defense, close quote."
"Let me see those," Foote demanded, reaching across her desk for the statute books Baine was holding.
She put on her glasses, dangling from a string around her neck, and studied the two texts carefully.
"I'll be damned. What the hell does 'charges' mean?"
"There's absolutely no case law, Governor. 'Charges' is nowhere defined. The Charter says that the mayor—here, give me that book back—quote, shall be responsible for the effectiveness and integrity of city government, close quote. The way I figure it, 'charges' would have to allege some violation of that duty."
"Effectiveness and integrity of city government—like the way those morons in the Police Department handled that riot yesterday? But what about the legislature? Wouldn't those rustics get into the act somehow?"
"Not as far as I can see. The removal power derives from the State Constitution and is vested solely in the governor. You, that is. It's not at all like impeaching the president."
"Raifeartaigh, would I dare to do such a thing?"
"I've no doubt that you would, Governor. Whether it would be wise is a horse of a different color."
"I won't make another dog joke. Well, dearie, you sure have given me something to chew on. However, with all due respect for your Yale Law Journal credentials, I want to check this one out with the attorney general. Do we know where he is today? Up in Albany?"
"I doubt it. You know he's always in the city whenever he can be. He hates Albany."
"If you'd grown up in Skaneateles you'd like to be here in the city, too. Raifeartaigh, get hold of that big oaf and get him in here. ASAP. And as for you, Sheila, you may have done for New York City what Mrs. O'Leary and her cow did for Chicago."
"I'm going to go over everything again, Governor. And you're right, you shouldn't just take my opinion. The AG should certainly be involved."
"It's too good to be true, Raifeartaigh. Removing Eldon from office and getting rid of the only son of a bitch who could give me a run next year. Delicious, but I'm worried about the 'charges.' Ordering the execution of that dog? Probably not enough. But by thereby provoking the worst disruption in the history of the city, is that enough? Let's go over to Le Boeuf Bleu and talk about it. Come on, Albert, we're going to lunch."
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The traffic disruptions had delayed the newsstand appearance of The Surveyor, less technically outfitted than the dailies, until late morning. But when it appeared, a new ingredient was added to the stew, in the form of Scoop's lead story:
MAYOR PRESIDES AT SLAIN DOGOWNER'S BIGAMOUS MARRIAGE
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Was It a Payoff?
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By Frederick P. Rice
A new twist in the Wambli dog-killing saga has emerged. It nowappears that the marriage Mayor Eldon Hoagland performed at theheight of the controversy last week between Sue Nation Brandberg,owner of the slain Wambli, and her houseboy, Genc Serreqi, wasbigamous.
This was the allegation made to The Surveyor by Greta KaloSerreqi, a 25-year-old computer programmer from Tirana, Albania. Ms. Serreqi, who saw a picture of her husband and his newbride on a newscast in the Albanian capital, flew to New York toconfront her husband. She spoke to this reporter sitting in thelobby of the modest midtown hotel where she is staying, which sheasked not to be identified.
"Genc and I were married in Kruja, a little town outside Tiranawhere my parents live, five years ago. We were having some difficulties when he left for America, but he promised we'd work them outonce he was established here. We certainly were never divorced andnever even talked about it."
The striking brunette, who bears a resemblance to Mrs. Brandberg, the former beauty queen and Manhattan socialite, produced acopy of their marriage license, which she translated for this reporter.
She said that she had been in occasional communication with herhusband during his time here, and knew of his employment by Ms.Brandberg. He had described to her his household duties, which included caring for his employer's dog, the American Staffordshireterrier Wambli. Serreqi was walking the dog along Fifth Avenuelast August 16th when the canine was killed in the altercation withthe mayor's bodyguards that has recently gripped the attention ofNew Yorkers.
On October 13th, the same day the mayor admitted his complicity in the Wambli killing at a press conference, he performed a surprise wedding ceremony for Mrs. Brandberg and Serreqi at CityHall. Cameramen covering the story of the shooting had crowdedCity Hall at the time and snapped pictures and made videotapes ofthe newlyweds. It was an excerpt from one of these tapes that Ms.Greta Serreqi saw on television back in Tirana.
"All I can tell you is, I was stunned," she told us. When askedwhat she hoped to accomplish on her trip to New York, the womansaid that all she wanted was "my husband back."
The woman said she had confronted Ms. Brandberg at the latter's town house but had been asked to leave when she said she wasSerreqi's wife. The Surveyor has also learned that Serreqi himselfhas been evicted from the Brandberg mansion.
It is unclear how this new revelation will affect the besiegedMayor Hoagland.
At the time of the Brandberg-Serreqi "marriage" last week, therewas speculation that the mayor had performed the ceremony as ameans of pacifying the intense anger Ms. Brandberg has expressedover the death of her dog, including her public statements criticizing the mayor's part in the incident.
Whether or not there was an element of payoff involved, according to lawyers consulted by The Surveyor, the mayor may haveviolated the New York Penal Law, which classifies as a class A misdemeanor the performance of a marriage ceremony if the officialperforming it does so "knowing that a legal impediment to suchmarriage exists."
Neither Ms. Brandberg nor her "husband" would comment forthis article. Calls to the mayor's office requesting a statement werenot returned.
Sue Brandberg had forewarning about Scoop's bigamy story; he had called her the day before, asking for comment, which she refused to give. She had immediately tried to reach Brendon Proctor, only to find that he was on a quick, one-day trip to Chicago. She requested that his secretary get in touch with him with the urgent message to call his client at once.
Proctor's secretary had failed in her task. The lawyer had already left for O'Hare when she connected to the office he had been at, and since Proctor was a Luddite who did not believe in cell phones, she could not reach him. Then he had been stuck on the ground in his New York–bound plane for six hours, the victim of the international air traffic jam set off in the aftermath of the Wambli rally.
When he finally did get Sue's message the next morning, he called her forthwith and was assaulted by a mixture of hysteria and vituperation.
"Where were you when I needed you? Why were you in Chicago? That worm Justin Boyd and his baby reporter are about to run a story that I am a bigamist. I need a lawyer right now. When can you get here?"
As usual Proctor was annoyed at Sue's peremptory attitude and baffled as well by the reference to bigamy. What next? he thought. First that lightning marriage to her gigolo and now this. But he concealed both his irritation and his confusion and said he would be over within the hour. But not before taking a quick look at the New York Penal Law definition of bigamy. And along the way to 62nd Street picking up a copy of the new Surveyor.
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"Here it is," Proctor said to Sue, handing her the paper as soon as she opened her front door. Once they were seated upstairs, she read the account and then crumpled up the paper.
"Bastard!" was her terse, angry reaction as she got up and paced around her living room. Calming down, she related to Proctor the details of the visit from Greta Serreqi.
"Did you believe her?"
"I had no way of knowing. It doesn't matter. Genc has admitted it." She did not specify when the admission had been made.
"Where is he now?"
"I have no idea. I threw him out."
"I assume, Sue, that you had no reason to believe that Genc was already married?" Proctor was by no stretch of the imagination a criminal lawyer, experienced in steering clients' recollections in the right direction (that is, toward the path of innocence), but he was shrewd enough to make the attempt solely by instinct.
Sue hesitated, stalling by repeating his question. "Did I have any reason to believe that Genc was already married? No." She recalled full well her conversation about a communist marriage and stuck to her nonlegal but perhaps patriotic conclusion that such a marriage was no marriage at all.
"There were no discussions with him about this—before your marriage, that is?"
"No."
"And no hints in anything he told you?"
"I knew he had had a girlfriend back in Albania. I may even have thought he was living with her. But marriage? No." She answered quietly, perhaps because she saw vividly a mental image of that donkey cart bearing the happy—and very obviously married—Greta and Genc.
"Listen to me carefully, Sue. A person is guilty of bigamy if he or she marries another who has a living spouse. In New York it's a so-called class E felony—not murder or grand larceny, but a felony, punishable by up to four years in prison."
Sue rubbed her face in despair as her lawyer spoke.
"As you might guess, I've only done about five minutes' research on this, but it is apparently a defense if a party acted under a 'reasonable belief ' that the other person was unmarried. If Serreqi had a wife, that defense won't do him any good. He's guilty as hell. But from what you say, it sounds like you had such a 'reasonable belief.'"
"Yes!" Sue said. She had feared Proctor would press her on whether she knew Genc was married; "reasonable belief " seemed to give her some wiggle room, though it would be just as well if no one ever knew about that picture in Genc's wallet.
"Yes, you had a reasonable belief that he was unmarried?"
"Absolutely."
"Well, Sue, you may have a large embarrassment on your hands, but I think we can probably keep you out of Sing Sing."
"What should I do, Brendon?"
"Lie low. And for God's sake, don't say a word to The Surveyor or any other reporter."
"Don't worry."
. . .
After a steak, shared with Albert, and a martini—white wine was for fairies, she maintained—Governor Foote was in a mellow mood as she strolled back to her office with Raifeartaigh and Sheila Baine. The prospect of offing Eldon Hoagland still intrigued her but she continued to have doubts, which she had expressed again over lunch.
On the way Raifeartaigh spotted the new issue of The Surveyor on a newsstand, as well as it's "Bigamous Marriage" headline. He bought a copy and was soon reading Scoop's story aloud to an incredulous governor and Sheila. He had finished as they got off the elevator outside the executive offices.
"Well, well, well," Foote chortled. "Maybe I can squeeze Eldon's balls after all."