Personal

Counterfeit Colonel

of one-man army seeks

heiress of Wonderbread

for deli of dogmas.

Farm-raised catfish of

fathomless beginnings

seeks mermaid of

primordial waters

for upstream marathon

in depthless stream

of consciousness.

Armless conductor

of Styrofoam orchestra

seeks brass-sectioned robot

for radio broadcast

of new symphony

written in blood.

C# for details.

Dead organist

seeks prenatal

plastic surgeon

for “everybody

knows” job in

purgatorial pursuit

of skeletal bones

sent down the

wrong pipe.

Handyman foot doctor

with specialty in dog paws

seeks Elizabeth Taylor–type

for long walks in circles

and pumice stone skipping

in the Fountain of Youth.

Young NGH seeks truth.