Book 1: UNDERTAKING IRENE
Book 2: UPROOTING ERNIE
Book 3: PERFORATING PIERRE
Contents: Uprooting Ernie
1 | Nothing to See Here, Folks
7 | Freezer-burned Giant Tortoise
8 | It’s That Nympho Death Diva from TV
10 | The Ballad of Tim Holbrook
11 | The Quick Brown Fox Murdered the Lazy Yellow Dog
17 | National Register of Historic Lawn Ornaments
18 | Keep Your Eye on the Ball
for Pat, the Good Twin