Badcock
Tour
Written By Christine Besze
Copyright © 2017 Christine Besze
All rights reserved
No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the copyright owner.
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons living or dead, events or locales are entirely coincidental.
Edited By: Heather Ross for Heather’s Red Pen Editing Service
Formatted By: Dee Ellis for Indies Ink
Cover Design By: Hang Le
This book is dedicated to the real Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi, my original Cocksisters! Thank you for being such strong, amazing women that inspire me. This book wouldn’t have happened without you.
Authors Note
If you’ve read the warning and still are up for the ride thank you for taking a chance on these wild ladies. This is an over the top, slapstick comedy. It does not follow the traditional one hero, one heroine format. It’s centered around the three main female characters. If that’s not something you’re interested in reading then I suggest you turn back now.
These three women are wild, crazy, awkward and a bit immature, but they also have big hearts. They embrace each other for who they are, flaws and all. To me that’s one of the best gifts about friendship and I wanted to celebrate that through these amazing, strong characters. It was important for me to show that the world can sometimes be a scary place and as long as you have your girls at your back, everything will be just fine.
With that being said, if you’re still reading welcome to the cockride that is Badcock Tour. Please keep your hands, feet, and all other foreign objects at the ready for this crazy ass ride. Once again, I will repeat this book is not for those who don’t enjoy laughing, dicks, sex toys, lube, or any other inappropriate over the top humor and shenanigans. If you’re still reading, then congratulations. You are ready to go balls deep on this cocksister train. Keep a box of Kleenex handy and your martini glass full.
Thank you again, for being brave enough to dive in and go on an adventure with these three crazy chicks. I hope you enjoy.
Cocksisters before misters!
Badcock Tour Playlist