Badcock

Tour

 

Written By Christine Besze

Copyright © 2017 Christine Besze

All rights reserved

No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the copyright owner.

This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons living or dead, events or locales are entirely coincidental.

Edited By: Heather Ross for Heather’s Red Pen Editing Service

Formatted By: Dee Ellis for Indies Ink

Cover Design By: Hang Le

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This book is dedicated to the real Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi, my original Cocksisters! Thank you for being such strong, amazing women that inspire me. This book wouldn’t have happened without you.

Authors Note

 

If you’ve read the warning and still are up for the ride thank you for taking a chance on these wild ladies. This is an over the top, slapstick comedy. It does not follow the traditional one hero, one heroine format. It’s centered around the three main female characters. If that’s not something you’re interested in reading then I suggest you turn back now.

These three women are wild, crazy, awkward and a bit immature, but they also have big hearts. They embrace each other for who they are, flaws and all. To me that’s one of the best gifts about friendship and I wanted to celebrate that through these amazing, strong characters. It was important for me to show that the world can sometimes be a scary place and as long as you have your girls at your back, everything will be just fine.

With that being said, if you’re still reading welcome to the cockride that is Badcock Tour. Please keep your hands, feet, and all other foreign objects at the ready for this crazy ass ride. Once again, I will repeat this book is not for those who don’t enjoy laughing, dicks, sex toys, lube, or any other inappropriate over the top humor and shenanigans. If you’re still reading, then congratulations. You are ready to go balls deep on this cocksister train. Keep a box of Kleenex handy and your martini glass full.

Thank you again, for being brave enough to dive in and go on an adventure with these three crazy chicks. I hope you enjoy.

Cocksisters before misters!

 

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Epilogue

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Other Works

 

 

Badcock Tour Playlist

 

  1. Barbie Girl by Aqua
  1. Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe
  1. Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
  1. Blank Space by I Prevail
  1. All the Small Things by Blink-182
  1. Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes
  1. Closing Time by Semisonic
  1. Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects
  1. Eleanor Rigby by Letters from the Fire
  1. Ex’s & Oh’s by Elle King
  1. Good Girls by Elle King
  1. American Girl by Elle King
  1. America’s Sweetheart by Elle King
  1. Where the Devil Don’t Go by Elle King
  1. Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper
  1. I Touch Myself by Divinyis
  1. Laid by James
  1. Proud Mary by Tina Turner
  1. Rebel Rebel by David Bowie
  1. U + Ur Hand by P!nk
  1. Get the Party Started by P!nk
  1. Just Like Fire by P!nk
  1. Slut Like You by P!nk
  1. Walk of Shame by P!nk
  1. Super Freak by Rick James
  1. You’re the Devil in Disguise by V.I.P.
  1. I Love Rock ’N’ Roll by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
  1. Thunderstruck by AC/DC
  1. Bitch by Meredith Brooks
  1. Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne
  1. Push It by Salt-N-Pepa
  1. Cherry Pie by Warrant
  1. Ring of Fire by Social Distortion
  1. Ringer by Unlikely Candidates
  1. Human by Rag’n’Bone Man
  1. Believer by Imagine Dragons
  1. Lola Montez by Volbeat
  1. Summertime by Chemical Romance