Life Without Duke

The next four days went past like a silent movie. Every morning she woke up and the house was silent. She sat at the kitchen table and ate a yogurt, watching the television with the sound on mute. Then she stood in the living room, staring out of the window, expecting at any minute to see Duke and Ray walking across the street, laughing and waving. But they never did.

In the afternoons, when the sun came around the house, she went out into the yard and flicked through magazines, although all the time she was waiting for the phone to ring. When it did, she invariably jumped and felt a sharp salt taste in her mouth.

On the fifth day she had just finished her yogurt when Lieutenant Munoz called her. “Listen, sweet cheeks, there’s a cleaning job in Benedict Canyon you might be interested in. Do you want to meet me there—say, around ten?”

“I don’t know, Dan.”

“This is going to need your delicate touch, Bonnie. I’m sure that Ken Kessler could clean up just as good as you, technically. He’s willing to do it if you’re not interested. But … you’ll see what I mean when you get here.”

“Okay … I guess it’s not doing me any good, sitting around the house and moping.”

“That’s my girl. See you later, okay?”

She had never seen so much blood in her life. It hardly seem possible that one human being could contain so much of it, let alone crawl around a whole house from room to room bleeding so profusely.

The house was down at the bottom of a sharp slope on the east side of Benedict Canyon—a smart, single-story residence with white-painted walls and bougainvillea sprawling over the porch. Inside, it was fiercely air-conditioned and totally white, so that it felt like the inside of an igloo. The walls were white, the carpets were white, the furniture was white. That was what made the trails of blood look even grislier.

There were splatters of blood, loops of blood, Jackson Pollock action paintings of blood. There was blood on the walls, blood on the furniture, blood on the refrigerator door. The whole nine pints.

Dan took Bonnie into the living room first. “I’ll tell you what happened. Mrs. Chloris Neighbor went to a regular dance class every Thursday afternoon, for three hours. Her husband, Mr. Anthony Neighbor, worked at home as a freelance architect, so on Thursday afternoon he was guaranteed some time on his own.

“Last Thursday afternoon he celebrated his few hours of freedom by taking off all of his clothes and watching a pornographic videotape. Sometime during the course of this entertainment, he decided to increase his pleasure by inserting a fluorescent light tube into his rectum. He must have grown more and more excited, because he then decided to switch the light tube on. Whereupon it shattered and caused massive internal slicing.

“This is only surmise, but it seems to us that he was too embarrassed to call 911. He crawled from room to room, trying to find a way to stem the bleeding, but in the end he collapsed and died. This was what Mrs. Neighbor had to come home to.”

Bonnie rubbed the toe of her shoe into the carpet. “This is going to cost.”

“Mrs. Neighbor’s outside if you want to talk to her.”

“Okay.”

They went outside. Mrs. Neighbor was standing under the trees, her face lit up by the sunlight that danced through the leaves. She was small, very thin, with an ash-blond bob and big, haunted eyes. She wore a black silk cheongsam, and she looked more like a frightened little animal than a woman.

“Mrs. Neighbor, I’m Bonnie Winter. I’m sorry for your loss.”

“Thank you. It’s very hard to understand, losing your husband like that.”

“I know.”

“It makes me feel—well, I guess you can imagine how it makes me feel. Inadequate. If I’d been adequate, he never would have—”

“You can’t blame yourself, Mrs. Neighbor. Who knows what goes on in the minds of men?”

She glanced quickly at Dan, as if daring him to say, “Only The Shadow knows, ho-ho-ho.”

Mrs. Neighbor said, “I couldn’t clean the blood up myself. It’s his precious blood. I worshiped him. I worshiped every hair on his head. I never thought that I would have to mop up his blood from the floor. I couldn’t. That’s like mopping up his life, mopping up our life together.”

“Do you happen to know if you’re insured for trauma damage?”

Mrs. Neighbor stared at her wide-eyed. “What?”

“Your late husband left a very expensive mess, Mrs. Neighbor.”

“That’s his lifeblood in there. That’s him.”

“Yes,” said Bonnie. “And I promise you that we can clean it all up with really great respect.” Not to mention Lysol.

As she walked back to the Buick, Dan came over and opened the door for her.

“I had a report back from forensics this morning.”

“Oh, yes?”

“They checked your house over pretty good. And do you know what they said? They said it was the cleanest house they had ever had the misfortune to come across. Spotless.”

“Nothing to give them any clue what might have happened to Duke and Ray?”

“Nothing at all. They even checked the handles of the kitchen knives.”

“Why would they do that?”

“Kitchen knives are the most commonly used weapon in domestic homicide, that’s why. Most perpetrators wash the knives afterward, but what they don’t realize is that if you stab somebody hard, microscopic traces of human blood tend to penetrate the crevices between the steel blade and the wooden or plastic handle, and they’re almost impossible to get rid of … just like microscopic traces of meat or cheese will always penetrate those same crevices, and be just as difficult to remove, even in a dishwasher using a biological detergent.”

“So? What are you trying to tell me?”

“I’m trying to tell you that one of your kitchen knives wasn’t new, but it was as clean as new. In other words, it contained no trace of any biological waste matter whatsoever. You can only get a knife that clean by soaking it in enzyme solutions specifically formulated to digest cream, yogurt, milk, egg, ice cream, cheese and blood.”

“I don’t understand.”

“Nobody’s drawing any inferences, Bonnie. Nobody’s making any accusations. We’re simply telling you that one of your kitchen knives was unnaturally clean. That’s not evidence, I’ll admit—but it’s an interesting lack of evidence.”

“That’s all they found out?”

“They’d like to make a more detailed search, if you’ll allow it. But as your friend, I’d probably say that you ought to talk to your lawyer before you let them back into your house a second time.”

“This knife thing—what are you trying to say, Dan? You’re trying to tell me that I stabbed them to death or something?”

“Bonnie, sweetheart—nobody’s saying nothing.”

“You’re warning me, aren’t you? You think they’re dead, and you’re warning me that I’m one of your suspects! Come on, Dan, this is me you’re talking to!”

“We don’t have any evidence of any kind that Duke and Ray are dead. It’s kind of mysterious that they should both have disappeared without taking any clothes or personal possessions. But stranger things happen. People are disappearing all the time. Some of them don’t even take their shoes.”

Bonnie sat down behind the driver’s seat and started the engine. “Something very weird happened in my house, Dan. I know you don’t believe all this stuff about the butterflies, but I think you’re making a very big mistake. The butterflies … they’re the key to this whole thing.”

Dan closed the car door for her. “You going to do this job?” he asked, nodding toward the Neighbor residence.

“Oh, sure. I’ve got plenty of enzyme solution for getting rid of blood.”

“Bonnie—”

“What? You’re not going to ask me out to dinner, are you?”

“No,” said Dan, shaking his head. “I was just going to say … nothing important.” He patted the roof of the car, stepped back and watched her drive away in a cloud of oily blue smoke.