How to Cure Lovesickness

eleventh century

“What better helps erotic lovers so that they do not sink into excessive thoughts: temperate and fragrant wine is to be given; listening to music; conversing with dearest friends; recitation of poetry; looking at bright, sweet-smelling and fruitful gardens having clear running water; walking or amusing themselves with good-looking women or men.”

Constantinus Africanus, Viaticum

Recovering from a bad breakup? Drink some wine, call your best friend, and then go find some hot new women or men to play with.