WLT

“Well,” said Ray, thinking carefully, “my mother, of course, died when I was young so I can’t say about her, and my sister, I would say, I had no particular desire for after I was old enough to see what all was available. And there were aunts, I must say, who had lost most of their charm, such as it was, by the time I was of age. Other than them—I’d have to think—I suppose there must’ve been a few. Offhand, though, I can’t think of them. ”

Frank had tuna stackups and the cherry cola Jell-O salad. He thought about Maria. The night before, they had gone to see Deanna Durbin, not their favorite star, in How Bright the Morning, and he had kissed Maria, or she had kissed him, one kiss so thrilling that she grabbed his leg and he slipped his hand into her blouse. Her bra unclasped in front! What an innovation! He unfastened it, expecting the theater lights to flash and sirens to wail, but instead her breast fell into his hand, a small, friendly breast. Then a man and his wife slipped into the row and sat next to Maria and the woman gave Frank a walleyed look and whispered to her husband. The man shook his head in disgust. Frank withdrew his hand. Deanna Durbin smiled onscreen like she didn’t have a brain in her head. A man leaned across the table and took her hand. A closeup of their hands. Frank didn’t know what the story was about, but there is only one story, he thought; the only difference is, who is the girl?

Dear Daddy, he wrote after lunch. You said you wanted me to go to college but this is better, to be around smart people (some, not all) and listen to them without having to repeat everything back. My boss loves to talk. I sit and listen to him go on and on, and I wonder, “Why is he saying all this to me, I’m nobody, I don’t know anything,” but of course he isn’t asking me to be anybody. He is a frustrated performer who had to become the manager because they didn’t have one of those. He tells me things I know he wouldn’t tell his own wife. He told me that he thought it must be happy to be on the air. Just for those minutes, then you might be very unhappy, but those few minutes would be like a dream. I wish I could get on the air myself one of these days. P.S. I am in love.

So Frank went to Reed Seymour, the Chief Announcer, and invited him to the Red Eye for a beer and by the second pitcher they were on the verge of friendship. Frank said he sure admired people in radio, people who could talk on the air, announcers, and Reed said, “I got into radio because I wanted to impress a girl I knew, a beautiful girl with red hair and green eyes and long legs. I met her at my brother’s wedding. She asked me what I did, and I said, ‘I’m in radio.’ ‘Oh really,’ she said, ‘my gosh that must be scary.’ Nawwww, I said. So I had to get into radio. I knew how disappointed she’d be if she knew I was lying. It’s true.”

Reed said modestly that it was nothing, anybody could do it if you worked at it and had concentration. “When I met her, I was washing dishes at the Curtis Hotel, except I had just been fired for coming to work a week late, so I came over to WLT and I wrote down a lot of experience on the application form—at WABC and KDEF and WGHI and KJKL—made it all up, and they needed somebody, so they took me. You could do it too. A lot of people could.”

Frank tried not to think about Tuesday and it loomed as big as a mountain, but it wasn’t scary, he told Maria. “What scares me is the thought that I might’ve stayed in Mindren and never got to do it.” She told him he needed to relax and get a good night’s sleep. “I know,” he said, wishing she would say more about sleep. Maybe you could come over tonight, he wanted to say.

In the morning, he arrived at WLT an hour early. Ethel asked him to run over to Billy and Marty’s and pick up a box of cigars, and he said, “Can’t. I’m on the air today.” He poured himself a cup of coffee in the Green Room, which was empty, and stood in the corner and practiced saying, “You’re tuned to your Friendly Neighbor Station, WLT, 770 on your radio dial, from studios in downtown Minneapolis.” He said it over and over, with his chin on his chest to make his voice deeper, trying to get just the right inflexion, smooth and clean. Then somebody cleared his throat, ahem. Gene the engineer, napping in the corner, said, “Hey, who put a nickel in you?” Frank went into Studio C to practice and there was Dad Benson, sorting out items for the Almanac. He looked up and smiled. “Big day, eh? Well, good luck.”

His first line in the copybook was “You’re listening to WLT, Your Home in the Air, studios in downtown Minneapolis. The time is 10:45.” Then a couple of transcribed commercials, the second one for Grain Belt Beer and at the end of it he said: “Look for Grain Belt at your neighborhood grocery or liquor store.” Then an organ theme, twenty seconds’ worth, and then fade, and he said: “And now Sanitary Dairy brings you.... What’s for Supper? . . . the popular recipe program devoted to quick and easy dishes that are sure to please the whole family. . . . And remember, when those recipes call for milk, look for the big red Sanitary Dairy label. It’s your guarantee of quality. And now, from the WLT kitchen, here’s LaWella Wells. LaWella—”

Waiting for 10:42 and then 10:43, his face got hot and his mouth was dry, as if encrusted with baked sand. The control room was crowded with engineers who were all chortling at something, possibly him, hard to say, and the sweep hand came around to the 12 as Alma Melting wound up Community Calendar and the engineer Gene gave him a baleful look and the red light flashed on and an awful silence filled the room. He forgot to put on the headphones. Too late! He said, “You’re listening to WLT, Your Home in the Air,” in his own voice, and then the rest of it, and Vesta Soderbjerg loomed above him through the window as he said, “The Classroom of the Air . . . Mid-America’s oldest continuously running instructional program. Today Professor Ferguson resumes his study of world federalism . . .” and then he had forty-five minutes to relax, and then it was Irving James Knox, and when the red light went off, Gene said, in the intercom, “Scratch the Dairy Council spot and do a PSA,” just like Frank was a regular staff announcer. So he hunted up a public service announcement in the big black copybook—found one for Library Week, and put on the headphones and read that during the break, poured his heart into it—sincerely urging people to please, support their public library. He did the livestock report (No. 1,2,3 220—240 lb. barrows and gilts, 17.75—18.25, canners and cutters 12.15—12.25) and introduced Dad’s Almanac (“And now, with the Almanac, here’s Dad Benson . . .”) and over the monitor came the familiar husky voice of Dad saying, “Thank you so much, Frank White, and now here’s a look at this day in history. . . .”

Thank you so much, Frank White. He blushed for sheer pleasure. His own name, spoken out loud by Dad Benson. He was famous. His name now a known radio name. People in Mindren mentioning to their friends, “I was listening to Frank White on the radio today,” not knowing it was Francis With, and people he had never seen before, thousands of them, saying, “I heard Frank White say on the radio today that barrows and gilts are selling about fifteen cents a hundredweight lower,” and their friends saying, Oh, is that right. “Yes, that’s what Frank White said.” A good name, two short strokes: Frank White.

He almost didn’t hear Dad’s last line, “And now here’s Frank again with the weather,” and his brain lurched and there were a couple dead seconds while he formulated a sentence: “In the forecast for today, we find sunny skies...” and then he drew a blank—where to go next? Back for more livestock? Back to Dad? He looked up at Gene, who gestured as if breaking a stick. Station break. “WLT, Your Home in the Air, broadcasting from studios in the Hotel Ogden, 770 kc., Minneapolis.” Then Gene’s voice in the headphones: “Smelser copy.” It was right there. He read: If you’ve been thinking of adding on a porch, now’s the time, say your friends at Smelser Construction. There’s nothing like a porch—it lets the air in, keeps the bugs out—and you can put a bed out there and get the best sleep of your life. The folks at Smelser know porches because they’ve built so many of them. So choose experience and reliability. Choose Smelser. Then Gene said: “Here she comes!” And the studio piano, with a modest flourish, rolled out, “A Little Street Where Old Friends Meet,” and Frank said, “Yes, wherever you are, it’s time to smile. So sit back, relax, and listen as One Fella’s Hardware presents our very own Miss Lily Dale,” and from Studio A came her very own girlish voice: “Thank you so much, Frank White. You’re very sweet. Doesn’t he have a wonderful voice, folks? Oh, I can hear all of you out there say, Who is that young man? Well, his name is Frank White, and we’re so extremely proud of him, and—awwww, look at him, I’ve made him blush.”

But she was nowhere to be seen. Studio A was around the corner and down a long hall. She couldn’t see him though, true, he was blushing. He turned in the chair and looked up at Donna. She seemed about to climb down off the wall, give him a big kiss, lay him on the floor, and pull down his pants. He stood up and patted her. “My, how the years fly by without our knowing it,” Lily Dale was saying. “And I’d like to dedicate this song to that little boy who went around the corner, goodbye—this beautiful song, ‘Memories of the Old Home Town.’ ”

Roy Jr. told him he had sounded quite smooth, very professional. “You have a natural voice. Don’t screw it up by trying to make it sound like something. I don’t think you ought to be an announcer, it’s a dead end, but if you do it, just use your own voice.” And then he said, “Did you get a look at my aunt today?” No, Frank hadn’t, he had been off the wheelchair detail and on the air.

Roy Jr. stood up and walked to the window and peered out through the blinds. “She’s a hophead,” he said. “Cocaine and codeine and God knows what. Powder stuff. Tippy brought me a sack full of empties. She gets it from a drugstore and she uses fourteen different names. The druggist is a fan of hers from way back. His name is Oliver something. I’ve seen him around here, bringing her presents.”

“Ah, your father,” she sighed. “I never hear his name but what I think of the beautiful radio he made for me. I still have it and it’s never needed repair of any kind other than replacing the tubes. Oh he is a genius, your dad. What a lovely man. And your mother too. Please remember me to them. Will you? Oh I think of your mother and to me, she’s like the first day of spring. Innocent and pure—Oh, there are cruel things done, child, and dark deeds and hearts are easily broken, but that sweet girl, she knew nothing of heartbreak or cruelty either.”

She cried. She knew he didn’t mean it. WLT was her home. She couldn’t leave it, even though she met a little discouragement along the way, she would remain true and do her duty and give people the old songs, the good old songs, they never fade away, people come to appreciate them more and more, especially as we get older. No, the old songs are the best songs, and though some might scorn them, she would not. And then, sitting in his office, she commenced to sing “O Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling, from glen to glen and up the mountainside.”

“Oh I don’t need much, child, my needs are few, all I need is a microphone.” She said, “Money is the farthest thing from my mind. You don’t owe me a thin dime. It was my boon and privilege, darling. All I ask is to keep on singing.” But finally, it was agreed, she would retire. “Do you understand what I’m saying?” Roy Jr. asked. She said she had always understood him perfectly. “But about your retirement?” She said, “Whatever you say, I’ll do.” They shook hands on it, and Frank wheeled her out the door, and she looked up beaming and said, “Child, I feel my career is just beginning.”

Patsy thought Frank sounded like a million dollars. She said so to Dad Benson. And to Ray and Roy Jr. “It’s a shame we go looking for talent and we don’t see what’s right under our noses. Frank White is pure gold. There isn’t a thing he can’t do. You wait and see if you don’t get some mail on him.” That afternoon, she bought seventy-five postcards and notecards and an assortment of stationery, and sat down and wrote, in a variety of handwriting styles and on her four different typewriters, a variety of listeners’ letters admiring WLT in general and then zeroing in on the tremendous young announcer (“White, I believe his name is”) who had suddenly emerged in the ozone, so personable, so intelligent, so warm, a major talent who would bear watching.

Maria and Frank ate dinner at the Pot Pie and the waitress said, “You two look like you’re sweet on each other”—Frank had his left hand on Maria’s thigh, about halfway up her skirt, and he did not eat his meat loaf. They walked to his apartment, and sat on the sofa. He kissed her again and again, but she didn’t grab his leg, and when he touched her breast, she shrank back. “I want you to hold me,” she whispered.

“An awful thing for a daughter to say, but who would know better? My mother died when I was seven. She was in childbirth. I think the baby died too, but I don’t know if anybody told me or not. My father was in a fog. My sister and I took care of him, and then she left, and I lived with him until I was seventeen. Do you know Milwaukee? We lived near St. Basil’s, on the South Side. He was a streetcar conductor, and he’d come home at night and sit in his green uniform and hardly touch supper, just sit and drink beer. He gurgled like a pump. I would lie upstairs on the bed with my coat on and listen. Not move a muscle. I was afraid he would come up and get me. I was ready to go out the window.”

“He sat and drank and then his chair scraped and the icebox door opened and the beer bottle popped open and the icebox slammed shut and down he sat and swallowed that one and got up for another. After four or five, he climbed the stairs and went in the toilet. Didn’t even close the door. Then came this deluge of water, and he would not flush, he just lumbered downstairs and repeated the whole process. Then after awhile, he didn’t bother to climb upstairs, he made water in the kitchen sink, and when he was dead drunk, he wet his pants, and then he fell asleep on the sofa.” Maria stopped. She was weeping and she put out her arms for Frank. He held her head against his shoulder and put his face in her hair.

“When I came down in the morning to go to school, there was Papa, red-eyed, and that terrible acrid smell, and he was crying, head in his hands, and yelling at me, Why do you treat me like I was nothing to you? You’re worse than your mother was. I had a scholarship to the Milwaukee Academy of Dramatic Art. I went off to school with all the kids from nice homes and sometimes, if the classroom was warm, I could smell my father’s urine: it was in my blouse, my skirt, my hair. I was sure that other girls could smell it, that they made faces at me behind my back and held their noses, that it was in my school file—‘has poor personal habits and smells of body waste’—and that I would never get a job, and I’d have to live with Papa the rest of my life, wash his clothes, haul his beer bottles, pour Hilex down the sink. So I started using a strong perfume but then, on the streetcar home, these men would grin at me. They leaned against me, they leered at me. They looked down at my breasts like it was fruit on the counter. That’s where I met Merle, at the Academy. He was my best friend, the only one who invited me home for dinner. His family was so good to me. I moved in with them a year later. You’re different from other men, Frank.”

Frank was not sure he wanted to be completely different, but anyway the coffee was ready. He got down the cups. He told her that he had now finally discovered his place in the world, radio. He didn’t mention the birthday girl. He wanted to tell her exactly what happened, but now was not a good time. No need to beg comparison to other men.

A few feet below, Patsy Konopka smelled their coffee and put on water to make herself a pot. She had almost finished Frank’s fan letters. “There is something in his voice that makes radio come alive,” she began, with a fountain pen, soft loopy letters, on bluebell stationery. “I am going to be listening for him in the future, believe me.”