Faffing Around

It’s like these caseworkers pull ideas

out of their arses

and all agree

it’ll do us the world of good.

This morning I’m sitting with the other girls

whinging about

how tough it

is to be female.

Dawn reminds us

how important school is –

‘And I don’t mean sitting in the inclusion unit,
girls!’

And now here we are,

up against the boys,

but on the other side of the pond from them,

faffing around with

rope and wood

and arguing about which one of us

has to sit on the stupid raft we’re building

once it’s in the water.

Fiona goes, ‘You ain’t getting me on the Titanic.’

Jade is like, ‘The raft’s tiny, you moron.’

Fiona goes, ‘Whatevs. I ain’t doing a DiCaprio, right.’

And Jade is like, ‘Well, I got my period, innit. I can’t go swimming.’

Dawn sighs. ‘The key is cooperation.’

Fiona rolls her eyes. ‘Yeah, right.’

Jade crosses her arms over her chest.

‘You know what, Dawn,

I reckon health and safety would

be all over this raft-building bullshit.’

I’ll do it,’ I say, just to shut them up.

From the other side of the pond

come hoots

and whistles.

‘He got soaked, man!’ Rick shouts.

One of the boys is in the water,

his head bobbing up and down

like a beach ball.

When he comes up he shakes his hair out

like a dog,

laughs

and splashes the other boys on the bank

as though it’s nothing at all

to have fallen into the pond.

‘Who’s that?’ I ask Dawn.

‘That’s Nicu,’ she says.

‘Good egg, that one.’