ON YER BIKE!
I shall present this code to Parliament
like a head waiter obliged to pour a
glass of Coca-Cola.
Run a country? They couldn’t run a
Women’s Institute raffle.
I’ve never bashed a union in my life.
It’s good to remember the unburied
dead and the uncollected rubbish.
Most of it can now be seen on
the Labour benches in the
House of Commons.
Parliament must not be told a direct
untruth, but it’s quite possible to allow
them to mislead themselves.
The Conservatives played like England
cricketers – too many rash strokes and
run-outs, dropped catches and bowling
anywhere but the stumps.
Opinion polls are not worth
the paper they are written on, in my
view, through the conference season.
They don’t settle down again
until November.