“Is there really someone who’s turned into a cat?”

“There is. He was a Spanish-African named Paulus Willems. He’s the legendary figure who successfully turned into a cat. He lived a respectable life as a human. He also lived a magnificent life as a cat. It took many lonely difficult years of practice. But eventually he was able to be reborn as a magnificent cat. He’s an inspiration for millions of people dreaming of doing the same.”

“What did he do after turning into a cat?”

“He was adopted by a good family. True cat lovers.”

“Ah, of course–”