Why did I buy this Marks and Spencer’s T-shirt
And, having done so, fail to take it back?
An average English-frump-beside-the-sea-shirt –
Why did I buy this Marks and Spencer’s T-shirt?
I needed something ace. This is a B-shirt,
Fit only to be worn beneath a mac.
Why did I buy this Marks and Spencer’s T-shirt?
Shall I wash it once and take it back?
We hugged a tree last night
And all of us enjoyed it.
Ecstatic, by moonlight,
We hugged a tree last night.
Trees can’t put up a fight –
That oak could not avoid it.
We hugged it good and tight –
I hope the tree enjoyed it.