Dear adopters,

you don’t need to be white

to be a white savior

you are not entitled

to my free labor

to teach you

adopter best practices

recipe to raise your imported child

$30,000 for your ornamental baby

left you cold broke

you plead for my handout advice

why didn’t you budget for adopter training?

don’t occupy my emotional space

hanboks and kimchi

do not qualify you Korean American

did you really think on the job training

enough

with babies for sale?