What Do You Miss About Korea?

thank you T. S. for starting this conversation and J. C. for continuing it

I miss being the majority

Koreans asking me for directions

hoping I never got anyone lost

I miss five dollar bibimbap

gathering at bars with silly names

like Hippo Hof

bad, cheap food

miles of tables

I miss mega city convenience

public transportation

gifted tailors on my block

Asian film fests

hiking with strangers

mountaintop soju toasts

Sunday soccer in four languages

coffee shops that star in Korean dramas

my stylist, VIP head spa treatments

twenty-four-hour beauty shops & restaurants

shooting ranges with coffee shops

I miss doorbells on tables

with options: water, bill, help

I miss dinner tables with toilet paper

all-purpose paper product.

I miss Korean guys

who want to go out with me just because

I miss making fifty dollar/hour

as an English prostitute

tax free!

I miss buying earflap hats I don’t need

keep me warm on cold January nights

I miss relaxing by the Han Gang

like I’m in the movie Gwaemul, The River Monster

I miss meeting my brothers, sisters from Europe, Australia, Canada

I miss crowded Korean streets

rush hour subway football

I watch Korean movies

to glimpse street scenery

so I miss this friend less.