Canto of Shit (Eighth Circle, second bolgia, 18)

They scraped sheep manure

from beneath shearing sheds.

Up to the gills,

a reverse breast-stroke,

down on their knees,

even crawling,

sweeping ‘ball-bearings’,

a universe of crappy

planets, into super-

phosphate sacks.

You’re hot shit

one brother jokes.

Stop flattering me,

replies the other.

I need a beer.

It’s a rigmarole.

It’s a pain in the ass.

It’s local politics.

Hot work, their finger-

nails prised from the flesh,

infection set in rapidly.

It’d take a week

to clear up under every

shed in the district.

Some cockies

wanted recompense.

Others were happy

to be shit-free.

Loading the truck

with the last sacks,

they dreamt of the ladies

of the city, the well-heeled

angels of the leafy suburbs

who appreciated

what it takes to make

a garden grow,

who looked forward

to the brothers’ arrival,

the next load of shit.