Christian Montcalm was not in the very finest of moods that evening, and the fact that he wasn’t only added to his irritation. All his plans were moving along swimmingly, he had more money than he’d ever had in his recent memory, and things were set in motion. He would have to relinquish his irrational attraction to Hetty’s dragon, but there’d be other, prettier dragons to seduce. The problem was, the Honorable Miss Kempton’s allure was nothing so simple as prettiness. She had character, something he’d been told he was sadly lacking, she had morals, she had a steely determination and an unexpected wit. She also had the most delectable mouth he’d ever tasted, and he would have given ten years off his life to strip her of her eyeglasses, her lace caps, her shapeless gowns and everything underneath them. She could wear her false pearls—they were actually rather good copies, and they looked quite nice on her. Though he’d much prefer to see her in real ones, glowing against her creamy skin.
He shook his head, to drive away the betraying thoughts. Annelise Kempton was behind him. A splendidly remunerative future beckoned, and Hetty Chipple was gorgeous, energetic, and enjoyed kissing enough to assure him that she would enjoy the other, more intimate pleasures he intended to show her. Very soon. He was foolish to think of anything else.
Chipple’s servants were not of the best character, and while they were uncharacteristically terrified of their middle-class master, they were still open to bribes. He didn’t need much warning—just that Hetty was alone at the house, with her father and the dragon occupied elsewhere, and he could set to work. It was too much to hope it would happen tonight, but he was getting impatient. The longer he waited, the more he thought of things that shouldn’t be tempting him, and the sooner he got Hetty off to the wilds of Devon the better.
Not that the land around Wynche End was particularly wild. Untended, unmowed, unploughed and un-farmed, but nothing that a good influx of money couldn’t set to rights. It was the one thing his son-of-a-bitch grandfather couldn’t keep from him, though he could withhold any of the funds necessary to maintain its upkeep. The roof leaked and there was dry rot in the library. Generations of mice had eaten through almost every mattress in the house, the few carpets that were left were ripped and faded, and the curtains had been shredded by the bright sunlight.
It was a disaster, all right. Fortunately he could count on the Brownes to keep an eye on it, and he’d already sent word. Bessie Browne would see that at least one bedroom was swept free of mouse dung and shavings, at least one large bed would be found in one piece, aired, and dressed in the least mended sheets. All in waiting for his virgin bride.
At least he assumed Hetty was a virgin, though he didn’t particularly care one way or another. And she wasn’t necessarily going to be his bride the first time he bedded her. He had the feeling she might balk at the last minute, and the only way around it was to effectively ruin her. Having her overnight would be enough to destroy her already fragile reputation, but actually claiming her energetic young body would make her unlikely to challenge her fate.
At least he could promise her pleasure. He was very good at pleasing women—he had devoted a great deal of time and energy into learning exactly what women liked. He knew how to charm the shy ones, amuse the proud ones, battle the feisty ones and overwhelm the jaded. He could be tender when needed, and he could be rough. He could discover exactly what each woman needed and provide it, and in doing so magnify his own intense pleasure.
Not that Hetty was going to be difficult. She was a healthy young thing, unashamed of her body and physical affections. She liked to kiss, she purred when he stroked her, and even if she thought she was in love with some country yokel from her childhood he could soon make her forget all about him.
Just as her lithe little body would wipe the thought of anyone else out of his mind quite effectively. It was always wise to concentrate on one woman at a time, and it was about to be Hetty Chipple’s lucky day.
He had three different invitations for the evening—one for a gentlemen’s evening of mystical mumbo jumbo that was growing frankly tiresome, no matter how nubile the young ladies provided happened to be. Another for a musical soiree at Lady Prentice’s, and he’d rather be flayed than subject himself to such a thing. He’d told Annelise that he hadn’t a musical bone in his body. It had been a lie. He had such a strong affection for music, for the pianoforte in particular, that he couldn’t bear the kind of indifferent performances he was usually subjected to.
The third option was a ball at Sir George and Lady Lockwood’s town house. They were new money, as well, though more respectable than Chipple’s dark source. Lockwood had made his fortune in banking, and he was accepted almost everywhere. And there was an excellent chance that the Chipples would be there.
He was tempted to stay away—make Hetty wonder where he was, make the dragon think he really meant it when he said he was done, make Josiah Chipple believe he’d really managed to buy him off. It would be the safe thing to do, but Christian had never been particularly interested in being safe. He was just about to leave for the ball when he heard someone pounding at the door.
His manservant, Henry, would get rid of them, but it was always possible it was his source from Chipple House. To his annoyance Crosby Pennington sauntered into the room.
“Have I interrupted something, old man?” Crosby inquired lazily. “It’s rather late to be going out for the evening. Why don’t you and I share a bottle and a few hands of cards.”
“I have other plans, Crosby,” he said. “And I think you’ve already had a few too many bottles. I wouldn’t want to take advantage of you at the gaming table.”
“Nonsense,” Crosby said. “Even when I’m on the floor I can still play better than most, though I will admit you’re a bit of a challenge. However, word has it around town that you’ve come into a very tidy sum of money. You’ve even paid off your tailor, for God’s sake! Next thing I’ll be hearing is that you’ve paid the greengrocer!” The very notion seemed to affront him.
“I have. I’m about to go out of town, Crosby. A bit of rustication will do wonders—society tends to sap one’s strength after a while, and I long for a bit of fresh air, the songs of birds, the smell of growing things.”
“How much have you been drinking?” Crosby said suspiciously. “The very thought of the countryside revolts one’s tender sensibilities.”
“I wasn’t asking you to join me,” Christian pointed out.
“And wild horses wouldn’t drag me there. I still can’t understand why you’d be going. You haven’t killed anyone new, have you?”
“If I’d been dueling you would have heard.”
“True. Still, dueling isn’t the only way to kill a person,” he said with great delicacy. “But I know you well enough to know that you’ve either done something that requires you to leave town immediately, or you’ve got some grand scheme in the works.”
“A bit of both, as a matter of fact.”
Crosby beamed at him. “Then I insist we share a bottle and a few hands of cards. If you’re so flush you can afford to lose some to me, and my pockets, as always, are to let. I don’t suppose you need any assistance in your little endeavor?”
He considered it. Crosby was bottle-brained and capable of great viciousness, but he was also oddly reliable. The smart thing would be to have him distract Annelise Kempton. He wouldn’t get very far, but she might be so busy fighting him off that she wouldn’t notice her charge was disappearing under her steely gaze.
“Not a thing you can do to help, but I thank you for offering,” Christian said smoothly. “But a hand or two of cards would be a grand idea. Who knows when I’ll be in town again?”
“Done,” Crosby said, seating himself at the table. “And am I to wish you happy? A marriage in the offing?”
Christian smiled, saying nothing. He trusted Crosby as much as he trusted anyone, which was to say, not at all.
The cards weren’t going Crosby’s way, and Christian was feeling generous, so he played badly, enough so that Crosby was feeling quite smug in his earnings, when his manservant entered the room and whispered in his ear.
Christian set the cards down, pushed the tidy stack of coins in Crosby’s direction and rose. “I’m afraid I have to call it a night, my friend,” he said. “Apparently things are moving a bit faster than I expected.”
Crosby didn’t hesitate in scooping up the money—he must have had another abysmal hand. “You’re certain there’s nothing I can do to help?”
“Not a thing. Except observe your usual discretion.”
“Then I wish you happy, old man,” Crosby said, rising and throwing his cards on the table, as well, face up. As wretched as Christian had expected. “And I appreciate your skill tonight. You’ve always been a good friend.”
He should have known Crosby would see through his deliberately sloppy playing. “A little country air would do you some good, as well,” Christian suggested lightly
Crosby shuddered. “The countryside? I think not. I’m quite content with my cosmopolitan pleasures.” He held out his hand. “Good luck,” he said.
“And you, as well, Crosby.”
Henry had already packed his bag, and it didn’t take Christian long to change into uncharacteristically dark and sober clothes. Perhaps he should have sent Crosby in the dragon’s direction, he thought belatedly. They’d be well suited. She could lecture him and probably get him away from too much wine, cards and wicked women, and he could give her children and a respectable marriage away from the constraints of having to live in other people’s houses and do their bidding. Crosby’s income was adequate if he weren’t so addicted to gaming, and Annelise would be the sort to manage a household very carefully. He’d been a fool not to throw them together and make everything nice and tidy.
Except that it wouldn’t be tidy. Crosby might be the closest thing he had to a friend, but he didn’t completely trust him. And even if he did, he wasn’t giving him Annelise. Too bad for her, but if he couldn’t have her, then nobody could. He didn’t expect anyone would really appreciate her. And he was selfish enough not to want anyone to have the chance.
Perhaps later. There was no hurry in settling Miss Kempton—no one else was going to come sniffing around her skirts in the meantime. In another year, once he was solidly married and Hetty had a child on the way, Christian’s irrational interest in her mentor would have vanished, and he could happily match-make without feeling the slightest twinge of jealousy. His attraction to her was simply a momentary madness, soon to pass.
Chipple House was dark. Torches were burning at the front entrance but he had no intention of going in that way. He’d already made a thorough reconnoiter of the place, and he knew which doors were the easiest to open and the least likely to be watched. It was going to be almost laughingly easy—no dangerous father keeping guard, no dragon to defend their little princess. He could almost wish for more of a challenge.
He slipped past the unlocked gate, courtesy of his well-bribed assistant, and into the darkened garden. With no lights from the house or the streets it was pitch-black, but he was like a cat—he could see very well in the dark, and he knew exactly where he was going.
To the bower of his future bride. And if he was feeling a little bit less enthusiastic than he should have been, well, he would soon get over it and concentrate on the business at hand.
Annelise was not happy at being dragged out that night, but Josiah Chipple had insisted on her company. Hetty was home, refusing to leave her room and Chipple was not about to miss an evening at Lady Prentice’s, even for a suspiciously ailing daughter who seemed more afflicted with tears than anything else.
It had been quite the scene, Annelise thought with a tiny shudder, sitting in the back of Lady Prentice’s salon and sipping on a weak punch. At least she made certain Chipple was nowhere around when she gave Hetty the note from her first love, but indeed, though the affection between the two was clear, she had no idea that Hetty was capable of such extreme feelings. And it wasn’t histrionics on her part. When she read the note she turned very pale and did her best to hold back the tears that sprung to her eyes.
“Where is he?” she’d demanded. “Is he downstairs?”
Annelise shook her head. “I met him in the park this morning, and he begged me to bring this to you. He’s quite determined in his resolve, Hetty.”
Hetty stood motionless, a tiny doll of a figure in her overstuffed pink bower. And then she burst into tears, and there was nothing Annelise could do but put her arms around her and try to soothe her.
The tale came out in disjointed gulps, and it was nothing more than Annelise had suspected, though perhaps a little further along. “He said he loved me,” Hetty sobbed. “We were going to face my father together, and if he said no then we were simply going to run away…He wouldn’t be able to stop us if we spent the night away from the house. He’d have to accept William. I don’t understand how he could change his mind.”
Annelise had little trouble following Hetty’s pronouns. There was nothing she could do—she didn’t want to believe that there was any real danger to anyone, but the sight of Will’s bruised and swollen face told its own tale. If he’d truly threatened his own daughter it was simply to scare the unwanted suitor away, but Annelise was appalled that Josiah Chipple could even think of such a thing. She’d landed in a very bad place this time, despite Lady Prentice’s care, but until Hetty was safely married she couldn’t very well leave. She’d made a promise to Will, and even if she hadn’t, she wouldn’t abandon such a clearly unhappy girl. She was made of sterner stuff than that—she’d never run from a challenge.
She’d stroked Hetty’s hair and soothed her tears and tucked her into bed with a tisane to help her sleep, and then she had no choice but to go out to her godmother’s with her seemingly benevolent host, while his daughter wept her heart out.
But while she sat in the corner, listening to a truly dreadful soprano, she cast a mental eye over all the marriageable prospects. Few of them were in the room—most young men did their best to avoid an evening of culture, and if the woman singing Handel was any example she couldn’t blame them.
But Annelise needed to get Hetty engaged quickly, so she could escape. There was Sir Julian Hargreaves, handsome enough, though perhaps not overburdened with wit. The earl of Clonminster, though he was a widower and not known for his good temper, was still reasonably attractive for a man of his age. Lord Baldrick Abbott dabbled in science, something Hetty would find dreadfully boring, and he tended to look down his overlarge nose at women. Jasper Fenton, while lacking a title, might be the best prospect—he was a younger son from an excellent old family, and if Hetty was accepted by Lady Fenton she’d be accepted everywhere.
Indeed, London was lamentably short of qualified suitors this season, a dire shame, but there may have been someone she’d overlooked. With the glittering Christian Montcalm out of the picture, and childhood sweethearts abandoned, it shouldn’t take long to find a suitable candidate. She was a trifle concerned that Hetty wouldn’t bounce back from her latest heartbreak as quickly as she could wish, but then, she’d been ready to marry Christian Montcalm until William had shown up. She could be distracted again.
Except, in truth, Christian Montcalm could tempt a saint with his wicked charm, and a young girl would have little defense against it. Unlike a wiser, older woman like herself, Annelise mocked herself. At least he was no longer going to be a problem, and she could breathe a sigh of relief that she wouldn’t have to encounter him again. Her heart should be bursting with joy, though she felt strangely heavy.
Time. In a day or two Annelise would be back to her old self. In a day or two Hetty would be flirting and dancing, her first love forgotten.
In the meantime, the two of them were just going to have to suffer.
Chipple House was dark and silent, but Christian knew exactly where he was going. His well-paid confederate, an under-footman named Davey, took his coins and tucked them in his pocket.
“They’re all in the servants’ hall,” he said. “Even Jameson. He’s the one you’d have to watch out for, but he and the cook are otherwise occupied, and will be for at least another hour. Miss Hetty’s room is the third door on the left, and it’s far enough away that no one will hear her scream.”
“She’s not going to scream,” Christian said coolly. “And what about you?”
“I’m getting out of here. Josiah Chipple ain’t the kind of man to cross, and he’d find out it was me sooner or later. I don’t fancy ending up in an alley with my throat cut.”
Christian didn’t bother to reason with him. In fact, he suspected Davey was quite right. An alley, or the Thames. Chipple was a dangerous enemy.
There was no sound coming from behind Hetty’s closed door, but light seeped beneath it, and he didn’t bother to knock. She’d have to get used to her husband walking in on her.
He pushed open the door. She was sitting in front of a mirror, a vision in pink, and while she’d clearly been crying she was a girl whose tears were simply an added embellishment, making her beautiful blue eyes glisten, and her rosebud lips tremble slightly. Ah, she was a rare treat, and he was going to enjoy teaching her about life and pleasure. Damn it.
Her tear-filled eyes opened wide with wonder. “What are you doing here?” she breathed.
He gave his most practiced, seductive smile, and she responded as she ought, melting a bit. Really, she was too easy. He did prefer a bit of a challenge, like…
He held out his hand. “Your father has rejected my honorable offer of marriage,” he said. “So I thought we should reject his rejection and take care of it ourselves.”
He’d managed to startle her. She glanced down at a piece of paper in her hand for a long moment, and then crumpled it angrily. She looked up at Christian with a brilliant smile. “I’m ready,” she said.
And they were off.