The unfinished attic was the stuff of horror movies. I felt like Nancy Drew investigating The Mystery of the 99 Steps as we climbed the narrow staircase.
"We haven't been up here much since we did the remodel on the attic room last year," Victoria apologized as she turned the lock on the old wooden door. The door opened with a forlorn creak.
The sun was low in the sky, and only a few beams made it through the dust-coated windows. A sea of discarded furniture, battered boxes, and curiosities lined the narrow walkway. Victoria switched on a large overhead fluorescent. The room was suddenly bathed in light. The creepiness receded, but the clutter was daunting.
"I think the trunk Mammaw described is on the back wall." Victoria pointed to spot at the end of the long attic.
A cobweb caught my hand as I steadied myself on a vanity table. Ick! Why are we doing this again? I asked myself. Oh, yeah, the ghosts told us to.
As we reached the back wall, a large brown trunk came into view. Next to it was a plastic covered bassinet and several boxes marked "Baby." I saw Victoria glance at the bassinet.
"That looks new," said Ashley.
Victoria nodded sadly. "Not so new, but it's never been used."
"I'm so sorry," Ashley replied.
"We bought it the first time I was pregnant, back when we thought everything would be fine. There are boxes of clothes and supplies." She pointed to the baby boxes.
"It will be fine, Victoria. You and Jake are going to be parents. I just know it," I said in a rush.
"Thank you for the kind words, Diana," she replied, clearly not believing them.
Ashley gave her a hug, and I patted her on the back.
"Okay, ladies," Ashley said reaching for the trunk, "let's get to work here. We need some Christmas play costumes."
The trunk opened with a screech. A pile of old clothes and hats appeared. Ashley pulled out a beautiful red velvet gown with a squeal. "It's perfect!" She held it to her chest and spun around, leaving a cloud of dust in her wake.
I coughed and fanned the air.
"I don't recall ever seeing that dress," Victoria said. "But I believe there are several old military uniforms in the bottom that would work for The Grands."
I pulled out a stack of clothes. Ashley ooh-ed at the large feather fans that were in the pile. "These are just what we need for our 'Sisters' number."
I shook my head. She was like a kid in a candy store.
I found four army uniforms in varying sizes and an assortment of peripheral gear. "Looks like The Grands are covered."
Ashley pulled out a huge black satin dinner jacket.
"That looks like it'd fit a giant," I said.
"Good, then there's a chance I can squish Dan into it." Ashley shook her head. I didn't blame her; Dan and Shrek had a lot in common.
We found some set props among the furniture. Ashley called Kyle and Dan up to lug it all downstairs. "Careful!" Ashley warned as they carried down an old painted folding screen.
Dan raised his eyebrows at me as he passed.
"She's your wife," I pointed out.
He knew better than to comment.
"Is it happy hour yet?" Kyle asked as he passed.
"Always!" I said with a laugh. "What'll you have?"
"A beer and some place quiet?" he replied hopefully.
"I think I can work that out." Inwardly I wasn't sure I wanted to.
I followed Ashley and Victoria downstairs. Ashley couldn't stop gushing over the clothes. Victoria promised to help her wash and iron them before dinner. Ashley was on her way to work on The Grand's routine. She needed to catch them before nap time.
"You and Kyle need to watch your scene and practice before dinner," she ordered.
I made a face. "It's happy hour."
"So drink and dance," she said. "It'll be just like any other day for you. You'll need the fans." She tossed me the bright blue feather fans.
I rolled my eyes. My family was under the delusion that just because I was a working musician I lived a completely bohemian lifestyle, partying all night and sleeping all day. I headed to the kitchen and grabbed a couple of beers. Victoria and Kyle were busy prepping dinner, while Anne and my mom argued good-naturedly over the best way to make sweet potato pie, and my Dad and Dave played Scrabble. I ducked out before I could be roped into anything.
I found Kyle sitting by the fireplace in the living room. "How'd you manage this?" I asked, indicating the empty living room.
"I'm pretty sure the ghosts had something to do with it." He grinned. I handed him a beer.
"So we've been ordered to practice the 'Sisters' routine. You'll be doing it in drag, of course."
"Nice."
I cued up the movie, and we watched the actresses perform the number. Then we watched Danny Kaye and Bing Crosby mimic the sisters. Hilarious.
"I can't believe your sister talked me into this," Kyle remarked as he fluttered a fan in front of his face.
"Yeah, she has a way about her." I cued the movie again, and we lip synced and mimicked the dance moves.
Kyle was a good sport about it even if he wasn't the greatest dancer. We twirled and fluttered the fans, bumping into each other more often than not. The song ended, and Kyle spun me around to face him. I looked up at him and smiled.
Uh-oh. There was that look again.
And then his lips were on mine, and I didn't object for some strange reason. Maybe I was lonelier than I'd thought. Mark had been out of town for weeks, and before that I'd been on the road. Whatever the reason, Kyle took that as an all systems go. My systems were signaling mission fail.
"Kyle Michael Johnson!" a voice shrieked. "Get your lips off that woman this instance!"
Kyle pulled away from me and whipped around in surprise. "Lindsey?"
Victoria and Jake stood behind the petite brunette, I'm sure wondering for the hundredth time why they ever agreed to host Christmas.
"Yeah, your wife, remember?" she snapped.
I glanced over at Kyle's dumb-founded face. "Thought you guys had been separated for a year?"
"We have."
Lindsey put her hands on her hips. "Just because we're separated doesn't mean you can make out with the first floozy you run into."
"Hey!" I protested.
Kyle stepped forward. "What are you doing here, Lindsey?"
"Well, when Mabel called and told me you showed up at the post office actin' all friendly with some woman, I came right here. We're not divorced in the eyes of God or the state of Pennsylvania." She pointed her finger accusingly at Kyle's wide chest.
The Grands peeked around the corner at the sound of raised voices.
"What're you saying, Lindsey?" Kyle asked. I thought I heard a tremor in his voice.
Lindsey looked confused. "I don't know what I'm saying. I just can't believe I turn my back for a minute and you're ready to move on."
"It has been a year," I pointed out. Lindsey glared at me. "Not that there's anything going on between Kyle and me," I added hastily.
"Really?" asked Kyle, looking hurt. "I kinda thought maybe with the kiss an' all there was something going on."
I shook my head. "Sorry, Kyle. It was a nice kiss, but no fireworks. A girl's gotta have fireworks. And I have a boyfriend, remember?"
Kyle nodded. "You're right." He turned to Lindsey. "I haven't had fireworks since you left, Lindsey."
That just seemed to make Lindsey angrier. "Then why the hell didn't you come an' get me?" she cried with a stamp of her foot.
Kyle stuttered, "I-I thought you needed your space."
"A year!" she cried. "I've waited a year for you to prove you really love me. All you had to do was come and take me home. But noooo…you're busy being Mr. Nice Guy and sniffing around other women."
"So let me get this straight," I interrupted. "You've been hoping he'd come sweep you off your feet and take you home." I pointed to Lindsey. "And you've been trying to give her time to find herself."
Kyle nodded.
Lindsey crossed her arms over her chest and looked ready to cry. "Idiot!" she huffed at Kyle.
Talk about your star-crossed lovers. Jeez.
Mammaw shuffled over and tapped Kyle's shoulder. Oh, boy, here we go.
Kyle leaned down, and she whispered something in his ear. "She said that?" he asked.
Mammaw nodded.
Kyle looked uncertain. "I'm not sure that's a good idea…"
The lights flickered and went off. Oh, good grief! "Just do whatever she said so we don't have to sit in the dark all night," I urged.
"Okay," Kyle said, and grabbed Lindsey around her waist and threw her over his shoulder.
Lindsey shrieked like a scalded cat. "Put me down, you jerk!" She pounded on Kyle's back with her fists.
The lights came back on with a flash. Kyle looked sheepishly back at us. "I guess I shoulda done this a year ago."
"This was not what I had in mind! You could've gotten down on one knee and proclaimed your love for me."
"I'm not sure you'da listened to me, Linds. Honestly, you never stop talkin' long enough to hear anything I say. Well, things are changing starting today." Kyle nodded to us as he reached for the door knob.
Ashley came rushing from the kitchen. "Does this mean you won't be in the play?"
I rolled my eyes. Talk about your one-track mind. Kyle turned around and in the process bumped Lindsey's head against the wall. "Put me down, you oaf!" she shrieked.
"We'll be here," he replied firmly. "Shouldn't take more than this evening to work out our differences."
"Wanna bet!" Lindsey yelled into his back.
Kyle swatted her rear, and she gave another yelp.
"Okay, great! Final rehearsal's at three," Ashley called. I shook my head. My sister was something else. She really should have gone into politics. Her ability to suspend reality and all rational thought would've been a big asset.
Kyle grabbed his coat and gave us a wave on his way out the door. Lindsey continued to berate him all the way to his truck.
Victoria closed the door behind them. "Well, there's miracle number one," she laughed.
Jake shook his head. "Never thought I'd see those two back together. Guess you never can tell."
"Yeah, one kiss from Sis, and he high-tailed it back to his wife," Dan guffawed, and The Grands joined in.
Ah, 'tis the season to be ridiculed by your loving family. I gave Dan a withering look and headed for the kitchen. Victoria had set up a self-serve soup and sandwich station in lieu of a big sit down meal, which suited me just fine. I was feeling a little overwhelmed by the abundance of family both living and departed. A little alone time with my guitar and a nice bowl of hot soup in my room under the eaves sounded heavenly.
My mom and Ashley were staring out the window.
"What's so interesting?" I asked, grabbing yet another Christmas cookie. I made a mental note to renew my gym membership when I got back home.
"Granddad's making a snowman with the kids," Ashley said softly.
"I can't believe he's here after all these years." My mom sniffed loudly.
I watched my nephew Justin nail Granddad square in the forehead with a snowball. Granddad retaliated by hooking Justin's ankle with his cane. Justin shrieked as he face-planted into the snow. I smiled. Good one, Granddad.
"Why the tears, Mom?" I asked. "He's here now, so make the most of it."
"But he's sick," my mom wailed. "That cough is horrible; he might not have long to live. It's not fair!"
"Do we know what's actually wrong with him?" I asked. Granddad looked pretty good for a dying man. "I mean maybe he's just old and has a cold."
Ashley glared at me. "He went up to the mountain to die, Diana. Do you really think that means he's just getting a cold? Obviously, he's got cancer or something."
My mom gasped at the "C" word.
"See, that's not obvious to me," I replied. "Bill Sprague said he thought Granddad was sick, and he was afraid of leaving him alone on the mountain. Granddad just said he wanted peace. He didn't say a word about having cancer."
"But what about Granny Babs saying Granddad was going to be joining her for happy hour?"
"Really, Ashley? You're basing all this off a conversation Mammaw had with our dead grandmother?"
"Hey, she was right about finding Granddad!" Ashley pointed out.
I shook my head. "No, it was Mabel at the post office that was told us about the Sprague truck being around town. And, now that I think about it, Mabel's also responsible for Lindsey coming back to Kyle. No ghosts, just a nosy mail lady."
"Oh, come on, Diana," Ashley said, "even a Grinch like you has got to admit there's Christmas magic in the air."
I wasn't going to admit it to my sister, but things had been a little weird. I gave my mom a hug. "You've finally lost it, Ashley," I said as I grabbed a bowl of soup and half a sandwich wrapped in a napkin and headed for the door.
"Dress rehearsal's at seven," Ashley called. "Don't be late!"