Hey! Want to play?
Oops. I mean, want to play when I’m done with time-out?
I sort of kind of got in some trouble again.
’Cause I sort of kind of borrowed somebody’s dog.
I only borrowed him so I could win a trophy.
A shiny, sparkly, silver trophy.
You’ve probably borrowed a dog before, right?
A cat? A gerbil? A tarantula?
Oh. Well, I had my reasons.
It’s a long story, actually.
Usually when I end up in time-out, there’s a long story to tell.
And since you’re here anyway, I’ll bet you’d like to hear it….