Contents

About the Author

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

1. ‘Someone turned on a tap’

2. ‘Hello, buttercup’

3.‘If he should try and rape you’

4.‘The prayers of mentals’

5. ‘The ABC professions’

6. ‘I am no I’

7. ‘The Disgusting Bitch’

8. ‘Three to get married’

9. ‘You won’t do anything silly?’

10. ‘All is Discovered. Let us Flee.’

11. ‘Electro-Convulsive Throppy’

12. ‘Who wants a hot flush?’

13. ‘The last great mystery’