Note: page numbers refer to the print book.
and, cross-checked 67
Anne, Princess 23, 30, 41, 77, 78, 86, 90, 104, 112, 124, 127, 128, 130, 134, 137, 144, 159, 163, 166, 170, 178, 180, 182, 189, 197, 204, 206–26
bag, ball 98
bah! 12, 48, 109
beefy smell 33
belt, cam 72
belt, fan 19
belt?, have you removed your 43
belt, please fasten your seat 85
Blaby 65
box of balls 16
Chrysler 300 53
cack 70
cakey mess 96
call?, would you like a wake-up 35
carp keys 84
celebrity brain crash 93
celebrity Brian crash 27
Cheddar Gorge 78
Cheddar, gorging on 79
Cheese-on-Trent 81
Christ Dave 145
Christ, Dave 146
Clovis Gnobe 39
cocktail, prawn 191
complementary newspaper 107
complimentary newspaper 223
cress 185
Duran Duran see Duran, Duran Duran, Duran 99
E, Toyota Carina 176
explosions (various) 101
family carp 122
fnnrrrrrk 25, 89, 105, 200
frig 79
Frobsley Crosp 170
FSO Bolognese 183
fundibles 209
hairport 154
Hampster, The 122
handy 43
Happy Finnish 211
hmph 34
hypercarp 206
i, BMW 325 119
Jaguar X 198
James Mayonnaise 56
Jams May 217
kettles 45, 78, 204
landing, cabin-crew seats for 79
Latch Dastard 81
leakage 90
locker, stowed safely in the overhead 187
manual, cabin doors to 46, 106
megaslice 80
Michael Spobes 102, 119, 204
mixed turtles 40
mnnnur 112
more cress 60
O, Ferrari 250 GT 203
oafs see oaves
omnisleaves 40, 75, 98, 156
onion, cheese & 34
pamplemousse 117
pillow chocolate 124
position, ensure your window blind is in the up 199
Princess Anne see Scimitar, Reliant
R, Suzuki Wagon 46
roast crow 147
roast soup 178
ruddy loads of cress 240
S, Porsche 911 Carrera 139
salted, ready 38
Shatly Grissingham 97
sild 221
slices 172
smooth jazz incident 104–7
spoobs 50
Stoke-on-Toast 120
stowed, tray table safely 231
T, MG Z 48
tea, cup of 168
too much cress now 191
trolley?, would you like anything from the duty-free 218
trouser disasters 49, 62, 94, 99, 107, 174, 187, 202
Turdie 132
ultrahats 208
undertrouser 83
urine sodden 61
urrgh 173
vinegar, salt & 241
X, Ford Granada Ghia 143
xebra 111
yoghurty 99
you, or underneath the seat in front of 113
your bag, laptops must be removed from 133
yourself?, did you pack these bags 228
zylophone 15