WHEN WAS GABRIELLE UNION THE COOLEST IN A MOVIE THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER B?
1. When she was in Bad Boys 2.
2. When she was in Bring It On.
3. When she was in Breaking In.
WHAT ARE THE 11 MOST SATISFYING UNEXPECTED GUITAR SCENES IN A MOVIE?
1. When the animated hamburger plays the guitar in Better Off Dead.8
2. When Audrey Hepburn plays the guitar in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.9
3. When Marty McFly plays the guitar at the end of Back to the Future.
4. When the guy with the new robot arms plays the guitar in Robocop.
5. When Cassandra plays the guitar the first time in Wayne’s World.
6. When Howard plays the guitar at the end of Howard the Duck.
7. When Jim Carrey plays the guitar in Yes Man.
8. When Vince Vaughn plays Guitar Hero in Couples Retreat.
9. When Rufus plays the guitar in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
10. When the blind guy strapped to the car plays the guitar during Mad Max: Fury Road.
11. When Reed Rothchild plays the guitar in Boogie Nights.
WHAT ARE 12 BEST LEAD CHARACTERS WHO ARE NOT PLAYED BY JULIA ROBERTS FROM ROM-COMS THAT CAME OUT AFTER 1997?
1. Erica Barry from Something’s Gotta Give.
2. Margaret Tate from The Proposal.
3. Renee Zellweger in pretty much anything she’s in.
4. Hugh Grant in pretty much anything he’s in.
5. Kumail from The Big Sick.
6. Brooke Meyers in The Break-Up.
7. Lara Jean in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before.
8. Robbie Hart from The Wedding Singer.
9. Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire.
10. Harper in Set It Up.
11. Summer in (500) Days of Summer.10
12. Rachel Chu in Crazy Rich Asians.
WHAT ARE THE 9 BEST JENNIFER ANISTON ROM-COMS?11
1. The Break-Up
2. The Switch
3. Picture Perfect
4. Wanderlust
5. She’s the One
6. Just Go with It
7. Along Came Polly
8. The Object of My Affection
9. Office Space12
WHAT MOVIE LAWYER DO YOU WANT REPRESENTING YOU IF YOU EVER END UP GETTING TRIED FOR A CRIME IN A MOVIE?
1. Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. She successfully defended someone charged with murder before she was even out of law school. I can’t even imagine how good of a lawyer she’d be after a few years of experience. If she’s not available, then call…
2. Jake Brigance from A Time To Kill. Samuel L. Jackson admitted on the stand that he was guilty of the two murders he was being tried for and Tyler still got him an innocent verdict. If he’s not available, then call…
3. Tanner Bolt from Gone Girl. I love how in Gone Girl he basically told Ben Affleck, “She’s way too smart dude. You’re fucked.” If he’s not available, then call…
4. Vincent Gambini from My Cousin Vinny. This is assuming that he has Marisa Tomei with him. If they aren’t available, then call…
5. Joe Miller from Philadelphia. He sued a big-time law firm and won. You have to be some kind of special lawyer to pull that off. (The only reason he doesn’t finish first here is because he was the prosecuting attorney in his movie, not the defense lawyer.) If he’s not available, then call…
6. Lieutenant Commander JoAnne Galloway from A Few Good Men. You can take Tom Cruise’s character if you like. But he was a little too theatric for me. Give me Demi Moore’s character. She was way more experienced, more serious, more forthright. If she’s not available, then call…
7. Fletcher Reede from Liar, Liar. But only either before or after he was prohibited by the universe from lying. If I catch him during that twenty-four-hour period where he had to tell the truth, then I’m probably going to need someone else. If he’s not available, then call…
8. Erin Brockovich from Erin Brockovich. She was a paralegal and still went after Pacific Gas & Electric, a high-powered energy company that she knew could ruin all of her everything. I respect that kind of spirit. If she’s not available, then call…
9. Rudy Baylor and Deck Shifflet from The Rainmaker. Same as with the Vincent Gambini pick, these two have to come as a duo. If one of them isn’t available, then call…
10. Kathryn Murphy from The Accused. But only after she decides she wants to do the right thing, not the easy thing.
11. Kevin Lomax from The Devil’s Advocate. But only from the beginning of the movie.
WHO WERE BEN AFFLECK’S 9 BEST MOVIE FRIENDS?
1. James in The Town
2. Harry in Armageddon
3. Literal money in Boiler Room
4. Will Hunting in Good Will Hunting
5. Alyssa at the beginning of Chasing Amy
6. Ironhead in Triple Frontier
7. Superman when they finally teamed up in Batman vs. Superman
8. The crocodiles in Runner Runner
9. Gertie in Jersey Girl
WHICH NON-VILLAIN FROM AN ANIMATED MOVIE WOULD BE THE LEAST LIKELY TO PAY YOU BACK IF YOU LENT THEM $20?
1. Sid from Toy Story
2. Coraline from Coraline
3. Shrek from Shrek
4. Sid from Ice Age
5. The sloth who worked at the DMV in Zootopia
6. Joy from Inside Out
7. Baymax from Big Hero 6
8. Alfredo Linguini from Ratatouille
9. Zazu from The Lion King
10. Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast
11. Princess Atta from A Bug’s Life
WHAT ARE THE NINE BEST THINGS THAT ROBERT DE NIRO TAUGHT US?
1. When he taught everyone to never let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in thirty seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner in Heat.
2. When he taught everyone to never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut in Goodfellas.
3. When he taught everyone that cheating is bad in Casino.
4. When he taught everyone that sometimes lying is okay in Sleepers.
5. When he taught everyone to love their children unconditionally in Shark Tale.
6. When he taught everyone not to bet on the Eagles in Silver Linings Playbook and when he taught everyone that if you care too much about the San Francisco Giants you’ll die in The Fan.
7. When he taught everyone not to walk into a place you don’t know how to walk out of in The Score.
8. When he taught everyone that the working man isn’t a sucker in A Bronx Tale.
9. When he taught everyone that therapy is good in Analyze This.
WHAT ARE 9 SITUATIONS IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU WOULD INSTANTLY BECOME 40 PERCENT MORE INTERESTING IF MORGAN FREEMAN NARRATED THEM?
1. When you’re brushing your teeth.
2. When you’re standing in line at the grocery store.
3. When you’re riding in an Uber.
4. When you’re opening your mail.
5. When you’re masturbating.
6. When you’re waiting to cross the street at a busy crosswalk.
7. When you’re doing that thing where you’re pretending to listen to someone who you secretly don’t like talk to you.
8. When you’re sleeping.
9. When you’re reading a book that has a chapter that ends with a list about situations in your life that would instantly become 40 percent more interesting if Morgan Freeman narrated them.