Spring has got to be the best!
Winter is cold and nasty. It’s fun to play in the snow. Fun to feel the ice crunch beneath my feet or listen to the quiet of a snowfall. But mostly it’s just cold and miserable.
Fall is not so bad. It rains a lot in the fall and it’s a little sad when the leaves start to change colors and drop from the trees. That’s ’cause it means winter is coming.
Then there’s summer. Summer would be my second favorite. There’s lots of stuff to do then. Summer brings sunshine and warm—only sometimes too warm.
But I love spring!
I glanced up. Above me I could see the green where leaves were budding out. Beneath my feet, the grass was starting to grow. It smelled fresh and clean and new. Birds chirped and fluttered in the trees, just now returning from their nesting places in the south. My eyes caught every tiny movement as they leaped and darted about.
Spring was great!
I waited until the car roared past, then looked both ways and jogged across the street. Once safely on the other side, I turned right, trotted to the end of the block, and turned left. A little less than halfway to the alley was a concrete driveway. A big, double, wooden gate stood there. Between the gates was a crack—right down near the bottom.
I stuck my head through. Twisting, I wiggled my shoulders and chest past the boards. Sucked my tummy in and slipped inside the yard.
As usual, my friend was sleeping in. Quiet as could be, I sneaked across the yard. At the doorway I paused. A deep rumbling sound shook the morning air. I peeked in his room. He snored again. The noise was so loud it made the boards vibrate. His eyes were closed tight. Without a sound, I stepped over his legs and took a seat near the far wall.
The corners of my mouth tugged up when I watched him. Then with a sigh I felt them droop to a frown.
Ugly!
I shook my head, trying to chase the thought away. Nope, there was no other word. Just flat ugly.
I blinked. The odor made my nose crinkle and my eyes flutter again. Outside, the spring morning was fresh and clean. In here . . . well, the stink was almost enough to make my eyes water.
“They’re loud and rude and pushy, too. They’d just as soon fight with each other as with us and . . .”
I closed my eyes, trying to chase the words from my mind. I couldn’t make them go away, even with my eyes squeezed so tight they made my head hurt.
• • •
All my life I’d been taught . . . every friend I had told me the same thing. . . .
“Their noses are too big. They smell, even when they aren’t doing anything. They’re noisy, especially if you get a group of them together. (And all it takes to make a group is more than one.) They’re loud. They’re lazy. They spend the whole day laying around and waiting for someone else to take care of them.”
Everybody couldn’t be wrong—could they?
“They’re just not like us.” That’s what they’d always told me. “We’re smart. They aren’t. Sneaky and thieving, yes—but not smart. We like someone else to care for us, but we’re bright enough and industrious enough to fend for ourselves. They’re useless. We work about the house and yard, instead of just lying around, expecting someone else to do it for us. We have nice ears. We’re better looking. We don’t smell!”
Even the Mama and Daddy had warned me about them. Each morning as I had left the house, they would caution me not to let them get me, or say something like, ‘Look out for them.”
After all that—after all the years of training and listening and warning—how had I ever thought that I could be friends with one of “them”? Why had I even wanted to?
• • •
I blinked and looked across the room. A smile tugged at the corners of my mouth and chased the frown away.
Okay . . . he was ugly. So? And maybe his room smelled like a pit, and his breath was enough to eat the hair clear off my head. . . . So what?
He was my friend!
I watched him a moment, then crouched. My muscles tensed. He was on his back and his soft tummy would make the perfect target. I’d fly through the air and land, smack-dab in his middle. In my mind’s eye I could almost see him. He’d totally flip out. He’d be so startled . . . rolling, struggling to get to his feet. I squeezed my mouth and nose shut to keep from snickering at the vision.
I crouched lower. I wiggled my rear end. Like steel springs, my legs began to uncoil, launching me at my target. Then . . .
The roar came from his enormous mouth. It was so loud it flattened my ears and knocked my whiskers against my cheeks. The mouth gaped open like a bottomless cavern. The air, pushed from his massive lungs, almost blew me backward.
The sudden roar scared me. When my legs sprang, I didn’t hit his tummy. I went straight up!
My head clunked against the roof.
My eyes crossed.
Even before I hit the ground, my legs were running. It took just two strides to reach the open doorway. Trouble was, I forgot about those huge, clunky feet that were in my way. I tripped.
I went flying through the door and landed smack on my chin. I slid about five feet before my legs got under me again. Out of control, they raced me halfway to the big pecan tree at the side of the yard before I could make them stop. I stood there trembling, panting and gasping for air.
Behind me I could hear the commotion. Eyes tight, I turned.
He was on his back. Legs churning, he flopped from side to side. He laughed so hard . . . well . . . he almost laughed his tail clear off. (And he didn’t have that much tail to spare.)
My eyes scrunched down tighter. He rolled back and forth. He laughed and laughed and laughed.
“It’s not funny!” I hissed.