“Brightest City in Europe” MR. ROMANO’S IMPRESSIONS

Vienna is no longer the fairy land of fame, according to Mr. A. O. Romano, of Romano’s Cafe, who returned last night by the Remo from England and the Continent. London, he says, is now the brightest capital in Europe. Paris, in comparison, is a dead city.

Mr. Romano said he went abroad to learn of the latest novelties in cafe entertainment. London cabarets were employing more and more American artists and were becoming brighter. The latest craze was to have small dancing floors. Australians who attended cabarets were more conservative than Englishmen. The cabaret proprietors in England could more easily cater for the people, who were outspoken and indicated what they wanted.

Mr. Romano said he preferred Australia to any country in the world, and on making purchases abroad he realised that it was not the most expensive country.

The Sydney Morning Herald, 1934

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Rowland lay back on the couch in his studio with the latest edition of Smith’s Weekly and every intention of finding Mollie Horseman’s drawings and familiarising himself with the journalistic style of the various writers he’d met in Frank Marien’s hospital room. Once prone, however, he was reminded that he had been up since four-thirty that morning. He might have dozed off if Lenin had not jumped on top of him, circling and settling despite his master’s protests.

The shouting brought Edna from her own studio to investigate.

“Oh Rowly.” She pulled the greyhound off. “Are you all right?”

He winced as he sat up. Lenin’s bony weight on his already bruised chest had startled him painfully out of languor. “I’m fine, Ed.” He scratched the greyhound’s single ear to reassure the dog that there were no hard feelings.

Edna sat down beside him. “Rowly, would it be such an awful thing if you did pull out of the race?” she asked quietly.

“Do you want me to?”

“Those men at Romano’s…”

“They’re bookmakers, Ed. They stand to make a lot of money if Joan Richmond’s team is scuttled, which it might be if I pull out now.”

“But they said—”

“They’re just trying to unnerve me. You mustn’t let them worry you.”

“Reginald Jones…”

“Yes… I can’t believe you ever stepped out with him.” Rowland broke his usual rule of never commenting on Edna’s loves.

“It was only the once, a long time ago. I felt sorry for him.”

“Why?”

“He was very chubby and awkward back then. Everybody called him ‘Pudgy Reggie’.” Edna shook her head as she recalled. “I came to realise that was the least of his problems.”

Rowland laughed. “Still, he would have been excited to have you on his arm.”

“Sadly, when Reggie got excited he would take out a revolver and shoot at the ceiling.”

Rowland’s brow rose. “I see.”

Edna rested her head against his shoulder as she confided. “Milt and I used to move with a fairly wild set in those days, Rowly. But Reggie liked to associate with the most dangerous men. He’d seek them out, do anything to be included into their fold.”

Rowland sat back, enjoying the easy closeness of her. “I’m glad you only stepped out with him the once.”

“Rowly, if these men are Reggie’s friends, you can take for granted that they’re dangerous, and capable of much more than inviting themselves to lunch.”

“I’ll have a word with Delaney,” Rowland promised in compromise. He frowned as a thought occurred. “We’ll have to warn both Joan and Flynn that they may be approached as well, if it’s not already too late.”

“I don’t know about Joan, but I don’t think they’ve tried to influence Errol,” Edna said. “I suspect Reggie told them you’d be the most amenable to fixing the race.”

“Why would he think that?” Rowland asked sharply.

Edna looked at him archly. “Your reputation is not exactly immaculate, my darling. You were once the proprietor of the 50-50 Club, after all.”

“For about five minutes,” Rowland muttered. But she was correct. On the face of it, he did seem the least upstanding and perhaps the most corruptible member of Joan Richmond’s racing team.

“Rowly, I wouldn’t be terribly surprised if Reggie fired that shot through your studio window. He’s always been obsessed with guns, and it’s just the kind of cowardly, stupid thing he would do.”

Rowland heard the barely perceptible tremor in Edna’s voice. Realising that she was truly anxious about his safety, he placed an arm firmly about her shoulders and spoke calmly. “Thanks to my dear brother’s paranoia, I find myself the most protected man in New South Wales. This place is a fortress! If it were Stuart Jones or one of his associates who took that shot, he won’t have another opportunity, Ed.”

“That’s fine if you never leave Woodlands.”

“Nonsense… Wil has a band of men following me about.” Rowland glanced at his wristwatch. “I expect he’ll telephone any moment now to find out exactly what I was doing at Central Police Station, and why I’ve chosen to wear a red tie on a weekday.”

Edna smiled and Rowland felt sure he was impervious to bullets anyway.

Rowland affixed his cufflinks as he made his way down. Milton met him on the staircase. The poet had accessorised his dinner suit with a white silk scarf and a deep red boutonniere.

“It seems a waste to get this dressed up when you’ve neglected to invite any members of the fairer sex.”

“Standards old boy,” Rowland replied. “Anyway, there’s Ed and Joan.”

Milton snorted.

The dinner party would be rather imbalanced in terms of gender, but its purpose was primarily to discuss the race and team strategy. They found Edna and Clyde already entertaining their guests in what had once been the ladies’ drawing room. It had been used as a general reception hall since Rowland had claimed the main parlour as his studio.

Noticeably feminine in style, the room was papered rather than panelled and the wainscoting painted a pale blue. The window dressings were soft and the furnishings were chosen for the delicate elegance that appealed to Elisabeth Sinclair.

Elisabeth herself had retired early after a day spent at the Queen’s Club with her sister-in-law.

Over pre-dinner drinks, the topic of discussion focussed on motorcars and race strategy. In truth, it was not so much a discussion as an issue and explanation of instructions by Joan Richmond. Flynn contributed nautical translations and Rowland simply listened. Joan drew up a plan of the speedway, grilling both men on which parts were most worn or dangerous and which sections were to be avoided at all costs. The heaviest, most powerful vehicles were scheduled to drive first, so Rowland and the Mercedes would begin the race.

“You need to give Errol at least three laps head start,” she said matter-of-factly. “That way I’ll have an even chance of holding Hope Bartlett off in the last leg.”

Flynn did not, as far as Rowland could tell, seem offended by the bluntness of Joan Richmond’s words. Instead, he offered insights into prevailing winds.

Over dinner, Joan told stories of the various race meets in which she’d competed abroad and, more often than not, triumphed.

It was only after they’d eaten that Rowland raised the issue of Reginald Stuart Jones and his compatriots.

“The scoundrels wanted you to throw the race?” Joan gasped. “Why, that’s unsporting, simply outrageous! It’s not cricket!”

“From what I can gather,” Rowland explained, “we are the favourites to win the Lucky Devil II. If we prevail then some of these characters stand to lose a great deal of money.”

Flynn laughed. “Serves them right for underestimating us! They should have known from the beginning that this was the winning crew!”

“Yes, but we’d be prudent not to underestimate them,” Milton said firmly.

“I wonder why they’ve only targeted Rowly,” Joan murmured.

“Well, you are a lady—they’re not animals—and Flynn here is the weakest driver. You and Rowly could probably replace him easily.”

Errol Flynn laughed, assuming that Milton was speaking in jest.

“They may just be trying Rowly first,” Clyde pointed out.

Flynn seemed unconcerned. “Rest assured, Cap’n,” he said, saluting Joan. “I’ll be staying with the ship no matter what these pirates want!”

They returned to the drawing room for brandy and Flynn, clearly fed up with conversation about the race, re-enacted his scenes from The Bounty with a commentary of amusing anecdotes about his fellow cast members and the occasional seafaring ditty. He demanded Edna stand in as his leading lady though Rowland was sure there hadn’t been a woman amongst the Bounty mutineers. Not to be outdone, Milton contributed verses from Coleridge’s Rime of the Ancient Mariner presented as his own inspiration, and the time passed in an entirely nonsensical but good-humoured manner.

It was Joan Richmond who responsibly declared the evening at an end, reminding the men on her team that they were expected at the track by nine the following morning for another practice run, and instructing them to stop drinking and get some sleep.

Rowland telephoned through to the gatehouse to alert the guard, and they walked their guests to Joan Richmond’s Riley, discreetly averting their eyes and discussing the moon as Flynn kissed Edna good night with an extended cinematic passion. Milton laughed as he glanced back. “Actors!” he muttered. “You can see the flaming credits rolling.”

“Edna does realise that Flynn’s a cad, doesn’t she?” Joan whispered.

“Yes, I believe she does,” Rowland replied.

“I’m afraid he might break her heart.”

“Much more likely to be the other way around, Joan.”

Joan looked at him searchingly. “I see.”

Clyde scanned the outer perimeter fence of the Maroubra Speedway. “Wombat Newgate’s here,” he murmured.

Rowland nodded. “I noticed. I believe I saw Stuart Jones skulking about earlier too.”

Clyde shook his head in disbelief. “They must have a king’s ransom riding on this race.”

“I wonder if that’s all it is,” Rowland said, as he pulled on his driving helmet.

“What do you mean?”

“I’ve begun to wonder why they haven’t approached Joan or Flynn. Perhaps there’s more to it than good manners and an indifference to Flynn.”

“What exactly?”

“I don’t know. But I do wonder if there’s something more to it.” Rowland pulled down his goggles. There was no time to think about that now.

Clyde moved his head sideways to the infield. Rowland had seen her too. The Honourable Charlotte Linklater with a contingent of gentlemen.

“I’m certain those blokes are New Guardsmen, Rowly,” Clyde said. “I recognise the little fellow with the spectacles from Campbell’s book launch.”

Rowland climbed into the Mercedes.

Clyde forgot about the spectators and gave Rowland instructions. “Don’t forget, let her find her place on the bank—the faster you’re going the higher that will be. If you get too close to the perimeter, for God’s sake slow down. Let me know if you think she’s pulling to the right at all—I can adjust that. The tyres will need a couple of laps to warm up so allow for that…”

Rowland listened, not because he hadn’t heard it all before, but because Clyde’s instructions served as a mental checklist and helped clear his mind of everything but driving. Flynn’s Triumph slowed to a stop and pulled off the main track, signalling that it was his turn.

The S-class roared onto the circuit, easing gently up to speed to give the tyres and the engine a chance to warm. Rowland drove precisely, efficiently, but he didn’t push the supercharged motor. His driving was tight but it was safe as he and Clyde had decided it would be at the boxing bag that morning. There was no reason for their competitors or the bookmakers to know how fast Rowland Sinclair could take his Mercedes around the bowl, no reason to signal what he would do in the race. The scheme had been soundly endorsed by Joan Richmond.

“Yes, let the wretches believe they’ve got to you, Rowly. They may call off the dogs and then we’ll give them a bit of a shock in the race proper!”

And so Rowland Sinclair resisted the urge to let his motorcar demonstrate her power, and finished his laps in a time that was respectable but sufficiently slow to put them out of serious contention. He glanced up at the spectators on the perimeter as he climbed out of the vehicle. Stuart Jones tipped his hat. It rankled that the nefarious doctor seemed to think they had an agreement, but for now the ruse appeared to be the most sensible solution.

“Good show, Rowly,” Clyde whispered as Rowland got out of the car. “That was just slow enough to look like you’d lost your nerve.”

Rowland ignored a vague sense of embarrassment that it would seem so. “Let’s get out of here before Stuart Jones sees fit to express his admiration once again.”

“Give me a couple of minutes to check everything’s in order.” Clyde used a cloth to protect his hands as he unfolded the bonnet.

Charlotte Linklater and her contingent approached as Clyde peered at the engine.

“Miss Linklater,” Rowland said warily. “Allow me to offer my sincere condolences on the tragic passing of your brother.”

“I don’t accept your apology, Mr. Sinclair,” she said fiercely.

“He didn’t apologise, Miss Linklater,” Clyde said straightening. “I believe he was expressing sorrow for your loss, nothing more.”

Charlotte gasped. She shouted at Rowland, “Are you going to let your man address a lady in such an insolent manner?”

The gentlemen by her side also declared displeasure at Clyde’s outburst. “Impertinence… how dare you… ill-mannered wretch… a good thrashing by your betters is what you need.”

“As Clyde said,” Rowland replied slowly and clearly, “I am truly sorry for your loss, Miss Linklater. I understand you must be distraught. If there is anything at all I can do—”

“You can go to hell, Mr. Sinclair!”

Rowland did not respond. It was clear that Charlotte Linklater and the gentlemen with her were spoiling for a fight. How much of it was bereavement as opposed to political belligerence was difficult to glean. He could not help but liken Charlotte to Unity Mitford, the last Fascist Honourable he’d encountered. The acquaintance was not one he’d enjoyed.

The bespectacled New Guardsmen stepped up and poked him in the chest. “What have you got to say for yourself, Sinclair?”

Rowland looked down at the diminutive man and without really meaning to do so, he smiled. A blow may well have produced a less heated response. The guardsman pushed Rowland back against the Mercedes and the other men in Charlotte’s entourage closed in.

Clyde leapt into the fray, grabbing Rowland before the jostling escalated to something more. “Is there something you want, gentlemen?” he demanded. “Because if not, I’m afraid we must get on.” He raised the tyre lever he held in his hand. The New Guardsmen stepped back.

“I know you!” Spectacles peered at Clyde. “You’re the Commie dog that tried to break up the leader’s book launch at Town Hall.”

“Is there a problem here?” Beejling emerged from wherever he had been lurking.

“Oh, for the love of God!” Rowland said, further irritated by the presence of the bodyguard he’d been forced to tolerate and was trying to ignore. He suspected that in the current circumstances Beejling’s officious protection would serve only to exacerbate hostilities.

Hope Bartlett arrived then. He assessed the situation quickly and acted to elegantly dissipate the tension. “Lottie, come along old girl, it’s your turn on the track. Sorry gentlemen, the lady is required to drive.”

The Guardsmen hesitated, as Charlotte Linklater moved to follow Bartlett.

“Perhaps you’d care to watch from the perimeter fence, gentlemen,” Bartlett called over his shoulder. “I hate to be a bore but the infield is restricted to the public.”

“Remind me to buy Hope a drink,” Rowland murmured as he and Clyde climbed into the Mercedes. “He arrived in the nick of time.”

“I don’t know.” Clyde put the car into gear and released the clutch. “Tyre levers can be very persuasive.”