CONTENTS
1. A Child Got Kidnapped by a Demon or Something
4. A Monster’s Pictures, a Grieving Widow, Sex
6. The Rain Continues, and Also John Dies
7. The Battle of John’s Living Room
10. A Flashback to Amy’s Traumatic Waffle Experience
11. This Isn’t What it Looks Like, I Swear
17. Joining Maggie for Breakfast
18. Once Again, Marconi Selfishly Tries to Steal the Spotlight
19. The Crew Encounter Some Additional Complications
21. We All Must Learn from Kurt Russell’s Tragic Mistake
22. The Heroes Agree to Help Murder a Dozen Children
23. A Plan with No Possible Flaws
24. An Experiment Yields Some Inconsistent Data
25. Well, They Certainly Fucked that Up, Didn’t They?
26. Grappling Hooks Aren’t Cheap, You Guys
28. A Completely Successful Plan that Ends the Story, This Is Probably the Final Chapter Right Here
29. The Danger of Acting on Incomplete Information
31. The Undisclosed Hospital Was Recently Renovated and Is Now a Pretty Nice Facility
33. A Completely Uneventful Denouement. We Can Probably Cut this Part, Seriously, Stop Reading