CONTENTS

TITLE PAGE

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DEDICATION

PREFACE: “DON’T TAKE NO SHIT!”

EPIGRAPH

  1  CANAL RAT ON THE DELAWARE

  2  JOINING GOD’S ARMY

  3  CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’

  4  LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS

  5  BILL PRESS, TRUE AMERICAN

  6  BILL PRESS FOR SENATE

  7  “PAT, YOU IGNORANT SLUT!”

  8  MSNBC AND BEYOND

  9  LIFE INSIDE THE BELTWAY

10  FEEL THE BERN

PHOTOGRAPHS

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

INDEX

ALSO BY BILL PRESS

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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