1 bottle of vodka
1 bucket of ice
1 bowl of lemons (sliced)
4 glasses
1 jam kicker with which to kick jams
Take four glasses and fill to the brim with ice. Add a slice of lemon to each. Offer the following toast: “May we never be farther apart” or “Let’s do this, kittens.” Turn on jam kicker. Play funk jams. Let the funk preside. Repeat. Rest. Switch jam kicker to “The Smartest Man in the World” podcast. Listen. Feel renewed. Wipe tears of unalterable joy from face. Return to funk.