1 bottle of vodka
1 bucket of ice
1 bowl of lemons (sliced)
1 glass
Fill glass with ice. Add lemon. Pour vodka to brim. Guzzle gently. Lean on wall. Sing show tunes. Make up your mind to quit your job and become a freelance sex symbol. Or Argentinian rancher. Or expert on Asian art. Or mystery millionaire philanthropist. Stir. Renew. Repeat if ambulatory.