TOUCHSTONE
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Copyright © 2015 by Gregory Proops
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First Touchstone hardcover edition May 2015
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Jacket design by Pete Garceau
Jacket photograph by Andrew Stapp
Sunglasses design by Jennifer Canaga
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Proops, Greg.
The smartest book in the world : a lexicon of literacy, a rancorous reportage, a concise curriculum of cool / Greg Proops ; illustrations by Jennifer Canaga.—First Touchstone hardcover edition.
pages cm
1. American wit and humor. I. Title.
PN6165.P76 2015
818'.602—dc23
2014038428
ISBN 978-1-4767-4704-0
ISBN 978-1-4767-4706-4 (ebook)